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 Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:57 pm
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.''
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE a** THAN YOURS!
...Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart....
Then you are just an old sour fart;
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson
Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:47 pm
wow I so needed to read that just now. lol
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:03 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:46 pm
I used to have those "Hate My Job" days frequently. My last job at the cafeteria at the college I attended was one of those places because it was drama central. When my boss told me that I pissed everyone off, I quit.
Thing is, I kinda missed it because of money. Now, I just need to find something else since I no longer go there and am far away.
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