Pirate Versus Ninja Debate

[mimi the amoeba]

But pirates have a wooden leg...that would seriously hinder their movements...
But ninjas also wear too much cloth. They could easily slip off the railings in their slippers! gonk
Pirates have guns! Ninjas have ninja stars! Pirates have meat cleavers! Ninjas have katanas! Pirates have cannons! Ninjas have...numbers?  

[Broken Winged Calamity]

This is my opinion. 3nodding  

[Isolated Misery]

Broken Winged Calamity

This is my opinion. 3nodding

THAT IS SO AWESOME! I LAUGHED SO HARD! XD

Full_Moons_Grace

i side on both, is that bad?
ninja
pirate

Its okay, there are people who are more neutral. There is nothing wrong with being torn in half. 3nodding However, the sooner you decide the better because when ninjas dominate the world, only the followers will be allowed to live. o=

 

[Neitsabes]

Broken Winged Calamity

This is my opinion. 3nodding

LOVE that song xD

Ahem...

To take this seriously, let me break it down.

On a one on one fight, starting at 50 feet apart from each other in an open area, the pirate wins. A good pirate has at least five to seven loaded flintlock pistols, which puts a ninja out of commision pretty easily, ninja stars aren't as effective. If they would fight ANYWHERE with cover, the ninja wins, since he is better at stealth.

Fact of the matter is, this is a "Agility, speed, and stealth, vs power and constitution" debate, which can go on forever, since many people argue over what would happen.

In a gladiator style ring (The best kind) pirate wins.  

[Neduls]

I. Can't. Stop. Listening. To. That. Song.


To take this debate a step further, you ignore the nowadays pirates and ninjas. The main ability ninjas had was espionage. Basically, you weren't supposed to be known you were a ninja. So a ninja could be anyone, or anything without anyone else knowing. So for all you know, half the pirates on your ship are actually ninjas that want to kill you.