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Br1ttana
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:23 am
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey



Because Santa says so.

Where is my brain located?



Because grey will not do.
 
PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:29 pm

        In your big toe!

        Why is sashimi raw?
 

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:10 am
Because an alligator chewed on it.

Is eating bad?  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:28 pm
I am a sinner... "1 John 1:8"


only if the thing being eaten is you! RUN FOR IT!!!! scream



Why do I use so many facial tissues? gonk

...Saved by God's grace "Acts 15:11"
 

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:42 am
Because I started singing 'Let the rain fall down', duhhhhh. >.<



Why is a pineapple yellow?  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:02 pm
because it's tainted by the angry yellow color fairies!  

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:08 am
Why can't I eat my shoe?  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:17 pm
because your shoes are too fast for you to catch em




why can't I seem to wake up when the alarm goes off each morning?  

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:39 pm
Because Mr. Sandman enjoys torturing people and prevents you from waking up.

Why am I so addicted to chocolate?  
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:21 pm
Because chocolate is an addicting substance - withdrawal symptoms include irritability and impatience (GIVE ME CHOCOLATE NOW!)

Wait, that might just be the right answer.... oh well.

Why do I stay up so sooooo late?  


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:02 pm
Because Mr. Sandman is so jealous of your personality that he forces you to stay up late.

Why do I hate politics so much?  
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:14 pm
Because politics rhyme with crack! WOOOOWWWW!

Why are chairs so comfy?  

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:23 pm
Because they are made from old TVs and candle wax.


Why do we have to change calendars every year?  
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