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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:57 pm

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I can't marry you because a BB gun is too small for anybody's purposes. You need at least a .45 pistol for anything short of decent. A 20mm Anti-tank rifle would be best. Ultimate armor piercing.

I can't marry you because you ruin the humor of the post above you constantly with false information (.22 caliber pistols kill plenty of people and a .357 magnum will shatter an engine block, and obviously a 9mm is very deadly(all of which are below .45 caliber).

Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:50 pm

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I can't marry you because a BB gun is too small for anybody's purposes. You need at least a .45 pistol for anything short of decent. A 20mm Anti-tank rifle would be best. Ultimate armor piercing.

I can't marry you because you ruin the humor of the post above you constantly with false information (.22 caliber pistols kill plenty of people and a .357 magnum will shatter an engine block, and obviously a 9mm is very deadly(all of which are below .45 caliber).

I said decent. Decent means ruins anything in it's path i.e. going through a face and stopping an engine in one shot. Or, in the case of a 20mm shell, blowing up 2 engines in one shot from at least 2km away.

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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:52 pm

I can't marry you because I still haven't been divorced.

Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:49 pm

I can't marry you becuase I've got to work on you... till I get it right.

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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:14 pm

I can't marry you because you have a crush on your boss.
...and you're a dude. ._.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:56 am

I can't marry you because people like the ones above me exist.

I can't mary because I neither love nor hate you.

I can't marry because I am developing a bomb. Capable of destroying anything within 100 mile radius.

I can't marry you because you're one crazy a** B...

( That last sentence is not intended towards any one on here or anywhere for that matter. My apologizes if I upset or ticked you off in any way.)

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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:02 pm

I can't marry you because your bomb wouldn't kill me. Well, it would, but I would come back. And kill your a** so hard you would come back to life.

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