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 Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:22 am
If your a true fan of Chuck you have a favorit chuck norris joke. So say yours.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim thrue land
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:49 pm
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris can hear silence.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:29 pm
You wear Superman underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:35 pm
In Pamplona, people might be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from chuck norris
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:43 am
shadowflameguardian You wear Superman underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 12:35 am
During 9/11, the hijackers actually attempted to take another plane. unfortuantely, Chuck Norris was on the plane. that day Chuck set a new record for how high a cowboy boot went up a terrorist's a**.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 6:11 am
Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris...
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:01 am
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun and won.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:03 pm
xCHIBIKATx Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun and won. HAHAHAHA rofl
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:49 pm
Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.
Chuck Norris lost his verginity before his dad.
Superman and Flash race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Every time there's an awkward silence, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone in the face. Of course, this happens with or without the silence.
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can run around the world fast enough to punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris had a heart attack. His heart lost.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:04 pm
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad" LOL rofl
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