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for my gaia name...i molested a sea urchin

ok heres another one i found

********Pick the month of your birthday*******
January: I raped
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I get horny wen i see
May: I love
June: I kissed
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of


********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: A cop
2: The Colts
3: Mi Mom
4: The Village People
5: Jessica Simpson
6: The Mailman
7: Mi Cousin
8: Some Random Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: Mi Dog Skippy
13: Britney Spears
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: Mi Dad
17: The Cable Guy
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20:a retarded spotted frog
21: A Lesbian
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: Quagmire
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: a pile of dog s**t
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of Ur Last Name**********
A: bcz i lov watermelons
B: bcz i got high
C: Because im kool like that
D: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
E: Because i was drunk
F: Because mi mom told me 2
G: Because i like taco bell
H: Just Because
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja fool
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because no1 likes me
S: Because im thinkin Arby's
T: Because im blonde
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a last name that starts with an X
Y: Because im gangsta
Z: Because i hav a third n****e

But mah last name has only two letter gonk

I'll use tah last letter ^-^

I left my boyfriend for orange juice.

I raped Jerry Springer just because.

Purple monkeys list.

I get horny when I see a fat guy Because no1 likes me.

Want to know something scary?
Thats all true. eek

B-Day: I love Jessica Simpson stare