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 Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:39 pm
A man comes to my register with a mint chocolate candy bar.)
Me: “Anything else?”
Customer: “Can you break a $100 bill?”
Me: “Actually, I can’t. We just opened and I haven’t gone to the bank today.”
Customer: “Oh, no! Do you know anywhere I can get change? I need this candy right away!”
(At this point I notice his panicked look. Coupled with the fact that he’s buying the most unappetizing candy in the store, I jump to a conclusion.)
Me: “Sir, these aren’t for you, are they?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “Did your pregnant wife send you out at 8 in the morning to buy this candy?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “For the love of God, man! Get these home to her before you’re in even more trouble! You can come back and pay me later!”
(The customer bolts out the door. He later came back, visibly calmer, and paid.)
www.notalwaysright.com xd
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:59 pm
lol thats stupid xD i lold hard
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:08 pm
Well, going with the topic:
I was at school today
And I was talking to these girls
And one of them came up to me
"Shouldn't you be filling cars?"
>w>
I thought it was vicious.
She must be jealous of my body xDDD
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:10 am
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