Okay, okay. You should be honored. You're about to get the famous story-tellings of Jay! =D
Okay, there was this boy with a ball. An orange ball to be exact.
Then, there was a dog; medium size, brown fur, and a nose ring.
The dog approached the boy and said, "Wut'chu talkin' 'bout, Kate?"
So the boy replied cleverly, "B is for apple!"
Suddenly, Ninja Bears appeared and took the boy's orange ball and flew off to Neverland with chicken wings.
Angered by this, the dog turned into Optimus Prime, then hopped on a scooter in pursuit of those Ninja bears.
After many long years of U-turns and bathroom breaks, they all got ice cream.
The end.
I hope you enjoyed my wonderful story. =D