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 Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:38 am
Yeah, you heard me! Harry Potter Limericks! I made these to cheer up LadyNox. Now I'm going to share them. Woo hoo!
There was a young man named Harry
Who swore that he never would marry
But then he met Ron
And they got it on
And now Ron's baby he carries.
Viktor was a boy who liked Quidditch
He really could handle a snitch
But when it came to boobs
He always would loose
So he learned how to handle a broomstick.
Ron Weasely can't handle spiders.
When he encounters them he gets quite...er
Embarrassingly Shrill
until someone will kill
Those eight legged arachnid nightmares!
Here's a bonus yuri limerick!
Hermione is a smart little witch.
Pansy Parkinsin says she's a b***h.
But Hermione showed her
She really made her purr
And now they're going to be hitched.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:24 am
Lookit what my sis and I made!
Draco called Harry a Maggot.
So Harry reached out to grab IT
They got in a fight
'Cuz he wasn't right,
Not maggot, but Harry's a f*****t.
I hope it was okay that I posted here. Didn't see any others.....but if not, sorry!
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:46 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:09 am
lmao im glade you posted it because it made my day also xd
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:20 pm
Omigosh! These are so funny!
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:40 pm
For-Chan Cookie Yeah, you heard me! Harry Potter Limericks! I made these to cheer up LadyNox. Now I'm going to share them. Woo hoo! There was a young man named Harry
Who swore that he never would marry
But then he met Ron
And they got it on
And now Ron's baby he carries. Viktor was a boy who liked Quidditch
He really could handle a snitch
But when it came to boobs
He always would loose
So he learned how to handle a broomstick.Ron Weasely can't handle spiders.
When he encounters them he gets quite...er
Embarrassingly Shrill
until someone will kill
Those eight legged arachnid nightmares!Here's a bonus yuri limerick!
Hermione is a smart little witch.
Pansy Parkinsin says she's a b***h.
But Hermione showed her
She really made her purr
And now they're going to be hitched.This is to cute...i love it...make more, if you can...
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