Omochao(to Sonic): You got the lightspeed shoes! you can run along a path of rings at super speed!
Omochao: You got the magic hands! they're useless tough, so ignore them.
Omochao: You got a ring!
Omochao: You got another ring!
Omochao(to Knuckles): You got the fighting gloves! they're yellow!
Knuckles:
scream What the hell? Why'dya give me gloves with "I am gay" written on 'em?
Omochao: you got the I-am-gay gloves!
Knuckles:
stressed Omochao(with cartoon robotnik): You got mail!
Omochao(to sonic again): You got herpes!
Omochao(to that chick in Sonic '06): You got serious issues!
Omochao(to Link): You got the iron boots!
Omochao(to Big): You got the life belt! it'll stop your drowning!
Omochao(to knuckles again): You got a serious spinal condition from carrying so much junk!
Omochao: You got a tombstone!
Omochao(to Shadow): You got the Omochao gun!
Shadow:
whee *launches Omochao*
Whoever gets where this is from wins a pie.