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 Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:12 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:12 am
keep it open I just noticed it I might come up with more later
still thinking about your riddle ...
what about mine you like it?
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:14 am
yes i do.... 3nodding wink sweatdrop i love things that makes me think..... lol
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:28 pm
man i missd alot while i was gone counting today biggrin
mk the chiken crosed the road because it wanted to see if it was in one sec. of danger by almost geting hit by a car,etc. that it would move faster than that vehicle biggrin
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Blazing Link Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:00 pm
Chicken: *throws bucket of KFC back across the road* What are you staring at? DON'T JUDGE ME!
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:44 pm
gonk Ye just threw a perfectly good bucket of chicken across the road... are ye daft! scream
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:32 pm
Why did Lyssan cross the road?
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:05 pm
To catch the chicken Kero fried, of course!!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:14 pm
Why did the chickens cross the road? To watch feeble-minded humans to philosophize about it and laugh its tail feathers off. xp
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:26 pm
Barack Obama:The Chicken corssed the Road because it wanted change, the chicken wanted change !
John Mccain: my friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage cooperation and dialogue with the chicken on the other side of the road
Oprah: well I understand the chicken is having problems and crossed the road, and instead of helping this chicken learn from his mistakes which is part of life, I'm going to give the chicken a car so he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the other chickens
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:08 am
Mao Zedong: "It was the will of the people."
Junkie: "What chicken? That thing was surely a crocodile."
Douglas Adams: "42."
Astronomer: "Which direction did the chicken go to cross the road, hmm?? Define what is spatially forwards, backwards, right, left, up and down!"
Astrologist: "Because it was written in the stars..."
A man with bad hearing: "WHAT?!?"
George Berkeley: "The chicken did not really cross any road. There is only the soul of the chicken and God."
George Bush: "It went to punish terrorists. That doesn't make crossing the road illegal."
Robert DeNiro: "You talkin' to me?"
CIA: "Chicken? What chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Get in the car."
Arthur C. Clarke: "There was a mystical monolith on the other side of the road..."
Cthulhu: "So I could EAT it!"
Bill Clinton: "How do you define to cross? And also, I never, not even once, touched that chicken."
Dadaist: "Oatmeal."
Man with bad dementia: "What was the question?"
Darth Vader: "It could not resist the dark side anymore..."
Dr. Phil: "It admitted its problems and mistakes. Do you?"
Epicurus: "Because it was fun."
Idiot: "Huh?"
Michael Jackson: "Because me and my seductive body were on the other side. And I didn't touch those children or the chicken. Coincidence gave us a chance to meet."
Kenny: "Mmmph hmm hmp pmh hm."
Marvin the paranoid android: "Chicken is such a small feeble creature. The thought of crossing the road makes me feel depressed. I hate chickens."
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:42 am
MLK - I have a dream of a better tomorrow! A world where chickens can cross any road they wish, without having their motives questioned.
Malcolm X - Well, I believe the chicken crossed the road, will cross, shall cross that road by any means necessary!
JFK - Ask not why the chicken crosses the road, ask instead, why does the road not cross the chicken?
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:31 pm
Boss: cuz it saw the malotov in my hand?
Agro: cuz it heard my tummy make rumbles?
Shela: *Roars and hisses*
Creator of the 3 (AKA Real Boss) : I dont know these people and that bucket was empty when i found it >.>
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