If you'd like to introduce yourself, there's a stickied thread at the top of the main page, called
Introduce Yourself Here. While you're looking at the important threads, make sure to read the
rules.
All threads must have some sort of discussion. This one doesn't have that, so it'll be locked by a crew-member. (Unless you can think of something you'd like to discuss, in which case you should edit your first post.)
If you want people here to be your friends, you may want to try chatting with others in the Get Phunkeh thread. (And to be honest, using text-talk makes you really hard to understand. A lot of members very well may dismiss you entirely if you don't make an effort to be easier to understand.)