Lame Pick Up Lines

[J3LLYF1LL3D]

you look good in those pants, but they would look better on the floor


im going to cheak you out like a libray book thats over due


that paper bag looks good on you

im going to explore you cave of wonders with my magical lamp

my slowpoke tail wants to meet your sheldor so we can evolve together  

[Rogue Angelus]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

what has 136 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper

i think i need sunscreen cuz your so hott  

[Hato Bakufu]

~~I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
~~Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
~~Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
~~My name is [insert name here]...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
~~Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Henry Tittiepottum?  

[hazelfrost]

* the only thing i want between our relationship is laytex

all i got that already hassent been said.lol  

[The Shadow-Star]

-Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.-
-You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together some time.-
-Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a footlong.-
-My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.-
-Are you a horse? Well, can I ride you anyway?-  

[Rogue Angelus]

roflmao these are all great if i am ever sad i honestly just reas these and feel better