who doesn't have many wishes? i have many. and here they are

1. i wish i had a steel plated ninja band. but 2.5 mil gold is a LONG way away...

2. i wish the next president won't suck. you know, pass ethanol, make it easier to get money, etc.

3. i wish some people weren't such stuck up tight-wods. people who you just can't reason with

4. i wish i had a girlfriend cry