Filipino Jokes/Sayings You Know!!!

[turtles_flyd3]

I have one...

Me: Ate Ice! I have a joke for you! What's the ugliest type of cow?
Ate: I don't know. What?
Me: IKAW!!!  

[Lumpia707]

what did the dog say when he hit the wall?
doog!
haha, [:  

[Reggie dela Torre]

Nice one Lumpia biggrin  

[chillata]

Oh, I have one but I think it's corny. My classmate just told this to us in class.

Question: What's a caterpillars favorite song?

Answer: I have 2 hands the left and the right the left and the right the left and the right the left and the right...

Here's another one.

Question: How do you tell someone that they're not fat?

Answer: Anong lotion mo? Mang Tomas.

And another one.

May tatlong tao na nasa kama. Si bobo 1, bobo 2, tsaka si bobo 3. Sabe ni bobo 1, "Bobo 3 umalis ka nga sa kama ang sikip kase eh." Umalis si bobo 3 sa kama. Pagkatapos sabe ni bobo 2, "Bobo 3 bumalik ka na sa kama hindi na masikip."

nagets niyo ba?  

[SmintyXD]

gud 1 hahahaha cool  

[bbert]

food terms pinoy style

washington= lechon because too expensive like dollars

washingmachine= sundae cone

halo-halo= pakbet is mixed vegetables ....