HAHAHAHA

[Satanic Kitten]

Leader is evil.

I'm sitting here. Chatting with a friend about, what if me and him get married and such.

¦¦10:12:23¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ We can be that crazy old couple that lives down the street
¦¦10:12:28¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ In the "haunted house"
¦¦10:12:32¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ "Hey you hooligans, get off me lawn! Can'tcha read?!" -point to sign that says something stupid like "Yard sale"-
¦¦10:12:33¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ XD
¦¦10:12:38¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ YES
¦¦10:12:38¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ =D
¦¦10:13:29¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ "Damn you woman, you were shupposhed to get a shign that shaid "Keep off lawn" not "Yard shale!"
¦¦10:13:32¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ >.>;
¦¦10:13:44¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ I'd get a sign saying "One way"
¦¦10:13:45¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ You forgot to put in your teeth, if you didn't notice >.>;
¦¦10:13:49¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ So people would know.
¦¦10:14:04¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ There's only one way off premises.
¦¦10:14:07¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ In a body bag.
¦¦10:14:09¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ ;o
¦¦10:14:10¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ YES!
¦¦10:14:11¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ =D
¦¦10:14:40¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ I wonder if there's a "Beware of cat" sign.
¦¦10:14:44¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ We can hang the body bag from a tree.
¦¦10:14:50¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ There is. My neighbor has one.
¦¦10:14:51¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ XD
¦¦10:15:15¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ ...
¦¦10:15:20¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ Hahaha talk about novelty signs
¦¦10:15:21¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ > biggrin
¦¦10:15:27¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ Aye.
¦¦10:15:27¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ =D
¦¦10:15:38¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ We'd make such an awesome old couple.
¦¦10:16:56¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ And at Halloween, we make this massive freaky a** maze.
¦¦10:17:13¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ Make EVERYONE want to go, but then they'll think about "Those are the people with the haunted house..."
¦¦10:17:26¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ "If we go through the maze, we'll die..."
¦¦10:17:35¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ "But.. it looks so cool.."
¦¦10:18:11¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ I'd go crazy with motion sensors and weird s**t.
¦¦10:18:21¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ They're pretty easy to make.
¦¦10:18:38¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ Yeah!
¦¦10:18:39¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ Dude!
¦¦10:18:51¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ We couple hire some people to be our ghouls and chase people.
¦¦10:18:55¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ And then I'd have some creepy echoed mix of children singing songs in the background
¦¦10:19:01¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ That'd creep the ******** out of me.
¦¦10:19:04¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ XD
¦¦10:19:08¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ Could you imagine that?
¦¦10:19:14¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ Yeah, yeah
¦¦10:19:16¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ And they'd like
¦¦10:19:19¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ Come from behind!
¦¦10:19:24¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ So they'd have no choice but to go deeper.
¦¦10:19:43¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ ********' creepy a** music... a dark a** maze.. then.. suddenly... they pop out in front of you, you scream, then the ghoul just laughs and starts to follow you.
¦¦10:19:44¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ =D
¦¦10:19:58¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ Making creepy a** noises and statements.
¦¦10:20:00¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ And then when they try and get out
¦¦10:20:11¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ The exit goes to the cementary.
¦¦10:20:12¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ "I know where you live, little one... I sleep under your bed... HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
¦¦10:20:13¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ XD
¦¦10:21:58¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ OMG
¦¦10:21:59¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ We have twisted minds.
¦¦10:22:07¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ The ghoul starts speaking in tongues.
¦¦10:22:16¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ That'd work, I know some latin.
¦¦10:22:17¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ While like.. laughing hysterically.
¦¦10:22:18¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ =D
¦¦10:22:24¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ No. Not a real language.
¦¦10:22:29¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ Make it sound all ancient.
¦¦10:22:32¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ Latin is always the language satanists speak, apparently.
¦¦10:22:33¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ Just.. gibberish.
¦¦10:22:46¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ "oifikfjsikf... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. esogjoisgn. -snicker"
¦¦10:22:50¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ XD
¦¦10:23:05¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ As a gag
¦¦10:23:08¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ Make it sound like it's a chant >.>;
¦¦10:23:11¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ We should do the same thing during Christmas
¦¦10:23:15¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ DUDE
¦¦10:23:15¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ But with an evil Santa
¦¦10:23:17¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ YES
¦¦10:23:24¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ And all red and white and evil elves.
¦¦10:23:36¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ Yeah
¦¦10:23:37¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ At the end, you reach Santa, who's dead
¦¦10:23:44¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ And get to take a picture with him.
¦¦10:23:53¦¦ ××צ @Kitten ¦ And right when they snap the photo, Santa grabs you.
¦¦10:23:54¦¦ ××צ +Amuro-Ray ¦ Every kid on the block would pheer christmas time from that year on

Long to read, but... funny >.>

There's a lot more.. like.. cops.. and old people grossing people out.. and.. such.

 

[Jasmine Perishing]

That is the oddest marriage proposition I've ever heard. But at the same time... I wish you were the crazy old couple on my street.  

[Tai Takahashi]

Can Tai be a hired ghoul?! o:

 

[crazy_mongoose]

I wish i knew some crazy old people like that... D:  

[Captain Grace OMalley]

....... xd
That's amazing.  

[mailer04]

i could also be a ghoul, or santa because i am fat XD.  

[[Vertically.Challenged]]

haha. thats freaking awesome! XD  

[Fuzia]

Haha! Hilarious!  

[KuroAkaNeko]

awesome.. XD  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

I've actually talked about that with some people I've known.

Haha.

But not anything to do with Halloween.
But there was definete mention of "being the crazy old couple".  

[MomokoAnazia]

hahaha thats awsome..yall should totally do the santa thingy lol

ima be the crazy old women on the scooter trying to floor it down my neighborehoods street.


dude i actually saw this little old lady pull into burger king with her scooter and part it in a parking space...o.o lol  

[Royal Muffin]

The body bag could like fall off and reveal the rotting remains ^^