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 Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 7:35 am
I thought I would share with you all a hilarious cat tale!
What is the most disgusting thing you can think of? Right now all I can do is laugh… in fact I’m laughing so hard that I’m typing at an incredibly slow pace. I was just checking my e-mail and saw that my dad had sent me a message. His e-mails usually entail him asking me several questions, usually along the lines of how my health is and whether or not I’m eating properly. However this time the message was him ranting on about the cat I left back home in Brazil. By the way I'm living far from home right now for university so I'm parted from the love of my life, my cat.
My cat’s name is Nena, she’s a sweet little furry thing with big hazel eyes. Gorgeous yet not the brightest animal I’ve ever encountered. Although my dad often complains about her lack of feline intellect, I know he is quite fond of her. This is proven by the fact he enjoys it when she sits on his lap and purrs away happily. He strokes her absentmindedly while watching the news or the latest football (soccer) match (usually Uruguay versus another South American country). But complain about her he does and he e-mailed me solely for this purpose. The story he described caused me to actually laugh out loud.
My cat had been sleeping above his head, on top of his favorite armchair. He had dozed off as usual and woke up to a big surprise.
In fact I quote his exact words; “Last night I was sitting in my chair, watching a late night film, and Nena was sleeping on the cushion, but on top of my head, as she always does, under the warm light. Anyway, I dozed off, only to wake up to find Nena on my lap, but there was a hell of a stink of poo around the place. So I pushed her off my lap, and started looking for the poo, swearing at her, that she was a pig etc etc! But there was no poo to be found, and the stink was getting worse!! I walked all around the chair, then the sitting room, put on all the lights, y nada...!! Then I look down on my shirt, by my shoulder, and saw that the poo was there, and it was diarrhea! Not only was it there, but it was also on my hair!! Can you imagine that!!! It was diiiisgguuusssttttiiinnnggg!!! She must have done her poo in the tray, and then she came back to the chair to sleep, and while I was asleep, she walked down over me, and drooled her poo onto me!! que nnoooojjjjjjjjjjooooo!!!!”
In conclusion, I bet he learned his lesson not to give her too much milk like I told him.
NOTE: “Que Nojo” basically translates to “How disgusting”.
So how about sharing a funny cat story of your own? I'd love to hear them!
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:26 pm
That is both funny and gross at the same time. I'm cringing in disgust while laughing my head off. heart
I have a really funny story about my two cats.
One day I was sitting on the couch doing my homework and fifi, was on top of the coffee table chilling out. Sylvester was a bit agitated like he had way to much energy, but all he kept doing was circling around the coffee table, so I watched for a little bit as he circled and I noticed a kinda annoyed look on fifi's face. She began to focus her eye's on the tip of his tail as he circled. After about his tenth time he circled that coffee table, fifi had decided to take action. She lunged out and nipped the very tip of his tail. It gave him quite a shock, because he jumped straight up at least 4 feet into the air, like you see in all the cartoons. And the look on his face was priceless. When he finally landed on his feet, he sat down looked straight at me and gave me this kind of moew or yowl that can only translate to one thing..."Stop laughing at me, it's not funny!!! Now what are you going to do about it?" So while I'm laughing so hard I glare at fifi and wag my finger at her saying "bad kitty". She gave me this look like... "I don't need this crap, I'm outta here." She jumped off the coffee table and proceeded to run to the kitchen. Sylvester had decided that my finger wagging was no justice at all an proceeded to chase her into the kitchen, I followed because I thought they might get into a fight, but fifi was ahead of him and she jumped up onto the counter, Sylvester on the other hand lost his footing on the slippery kitchen floor and plowed himself head first INTO the kitchen cupboards. By this time I was on the floor laughing so hard at poor Sylvesters misfortune. He looked at me and lost it. He nipped me in the ankle several times before he proceeded to the bed to lay down. He was so mad he shredded one of my pillows with his teeth and stayed there pouting all day. heart
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:13 pm
Awwww poor Sylvester, that's too cute! Hehe it was just not his day... and yes its very gross.... I had the exact same reaction like, "Ewwwww!!" but still laughing.
I really miss my kitty now... but I'll see her soon! <3
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:17 pm
I think this happened about a month ago... Cheshire had been freaking about something all night. God only knows what... Anyway, it was night, and I was in bed, and he was curled up sleeping against my belly. Well, I tried to bring me knees up a little, and one of them bumped him. The next thing I know he's practically standing on my head with his eyes wide and his tail floofed out.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:02 pm
After one of my cats gave birth once, naturally that heart breaking time came when we had to give the kittens away.
So this one guy comes to look at them. He looks like he's in his 40s, a big guy with tattoos, looks like a member of Hell's Angels. So he took a kitten. And I thought it was funny because he's this big guy, you'd think he'd be into Pit Bulls or something.
But not as funny as what happened the next day. The guy comes back and says, "The kitten that you gave me is lonely, so I want to take another one." I thought it was hilarious. So he took another one. Nothing like seeing a big tough guy, who loves kittens.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:40 pm
My Aunt showed me a video of her cats on her cell phone.
Her cats were moving their heads back and forth because they were watching a bug. Its funny to see. She only got 3 of them for a long time and the 4 of them doing the same thing for a couple seconds.
She was telling me that they all leaned on the chair and it started to fall from the weight and they got scared and scattered. My aunt caught the chair in time.
Oh and one of her cats was trying to get ice out of her drink with her teeth, I wish I couldve seen that.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:50 am
i love the big tough guy + kittens story <3.
my story is that when mitts sneezes, he tries to wipe his nose with both his front paws. now, he's gray with a long, floofy tail. when he tries to wipe his nose sitting down, he looks just like a squirrel.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:57 am
Domino tears around the house like he's being chased by someone. He'll run to the window, then on top of the couch, then into his box "fort", and he'll stay in there, peering out, then suddenly run under the bed, and jump into the bedroom window. All at 10am and 2am.
My parents have a 30lb cat named Sparky that seems to enjoy getting humped by the dogs. When the dogs are excited from something or another, Sparky will rub against them, and then run away (more like walk quickly). They'll follow him and knock him down, and he'll put up a fight for all of 2 seconds, then just lie on the floor like he's saying, "Go on then. Have your way with me!!!"
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:20 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:52 pm
Que horror! lol
The grossest story I can think off involves puking. Which isn't necessarily that horrible. Cats throw up, and it's a bit gross, obviously, but you get used to it and to having to clean it. It's okay.
There was once though. Luna threw up on the arm of the sofa on the living room, and it wasn't very noticeable. I only realized it when I lied down on the sofa, with my head resting right where the puke was. gonk
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