Life....who needs it, of course it's not like death is any better at all.
Sex....wish I could get some, but I hear masturbation can be just as fun.
p***s....that girl last weekend had one, it really put mine to shame
Gas....my stomach is rumbling, I should not have eaten that rotten burrito

All these things in life can be bought with Visa, and utter humiliation lasts ********' forever
All these things in life can be bought with Visa, and utter humiliation lasts ********' forever

T.V....nothing much to watch, think I might just go and throw it in the ********' trash
Porno....once you seen one, you pretty much just saw every single one (different boobs)
Religion....not much to say, don't matter which you choose you're still screwed in the end
Music....no originality, we're all just listening to whatever MTV tells us to

All these things in life can be bought with Visa, and utter humiliation lasts ********' forever
All these things in life can be bought with Visa, and utter humiliation lasts ********' forever

Life and Sex, p***s and Gas, break me off a piece of that "who the ******** cares"
TV and Porno, Religion and Music, break me off a piece of that "who the ******** cares"
Life and Sex, p***s and Gas, break me off a piece of that "who the ******** cares"
TV and Porno, Religion and Music, break me off a piece of that "who the ******** cares"

All these things in life can be bought with Visa, and utter humiliation lasts ********' forever
All these things in life can be bought with Visa, and utter humiliation lasts ********' forever

All these things in life can be bought with Visa, but utter humiliation costs ********' nothing at all
All these things in life can be bought with Visa, but utter humiliation costs ********' nothing at all