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 Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:42 am
How about a limerick? Credit goes to my older brother, though...
There once was a man who was crass,
Who had balls that were made out of brass.
In stormy weather,
He'd rub 'em together
And lightning would shoot out his a**.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:47 am
Limericks = no challenge. talk2hand
Lol.
For me, my poems need to have some sense, a little bit. So it has to be x-rated and have a story, a little bit.
Hrm.... *shakes fist at imagination*
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:48 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:59 am
My slithering snake,
coils with the utmost grace,
ready to lash out.
*sigh*
I'll see if I can make a harder one tonight. XP
Eat that pun all of you.
That one too!
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:33 am
Erverain How about a limerick? Credit goes to my older brother, though... There once was a man who was crass, Who had balls that were made out of brass. In stormy weather, He'd rub 'em together And lightning would shoot out his a**. There once was a man from Nantucket Whos c**k was so long he could suck it While wiping his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a c**t I would ******** it.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:38 pm
 Oh, silly Jaft, it'll never be as good as mine was! xp
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:41 pm
Probably because it was better. OOOH! BURNAGE! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:46 pm
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:35 pm
Ya, I are teh l00zers.... gonk
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:41 pm
God-Raped-Me Ya, I are teh l00zers.... gonk Know waiz. U no eye wuz jawst joeking. L4wlz.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:01 pm
I do know. And I can't talk like that anymore, I'll have an aneurysm.
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