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 Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:06 pm
He obsessively worried that I wanted more booty than his. He never did believe me. Instead he resorted to enticing me with my favorite fattening foods to keep me on shore. It worked for awhile but the sea kept calling to me. emotion_omnomnom emotion_c8
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 7:58 pm
Ginger cookie luvr the sea kept calling to me. emotion_omnomnom emotion_c8 -whimpers and cries and stretches out on belly with wings stretched out- SHE FED HERSELF TO THE SEA!!! SHE NO LOVE BLOOD AND LEFT!!!
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 10:15 pm
-pets- Blood and I... we love one another as friends.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:52 am
she was..too gothic sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:45 pm
She wasn't gothic enough! xd
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:47 pm
Professional jealousy. Straight up.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 1:37 am
cause she's a vampire emotion_facepalm
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 10:48 am
she was a neat freak sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:43 pm
-sighs- I couldn't get that man to keep his pants on for love nor money. He was always chasing someone. surprised I gave up and packed it in!
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 2:46 pm
She obsessively talked about a past love. I knew she wasn't over him so I left to find another who'd love me. gonk wink
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 11:46 pm
She left crumbs in bed... but the confusing thing was that she never ate there eek
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 12:21 am
Uh.. how could we legally marry? The divorce was just as bizarre..
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 3:34 am
When I say things got hot between the sheets I wasn't lying. Insisted upon wearing that flaming scarf to bed, torching all the good sheets! stressed I finally walked out with at least one set intact. sweatdrop blaugh
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 6:42 pm
always wanted to go to the woods I preferred the beaches.
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 6:57 pm
He always wanted to go to the beach, I hated it there, the woods are my natural habitat! lol
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