The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[PebbleDrop856]

Unfortunately, the police came and arrested him  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Fortunately, he is put on a one dollar bond.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Not everything that can be counted counts

Unfortunately he only has a peso.

Not everything that counts can be counted

 

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Fortunately he found a dollar on the ground.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Not everything that can be counted counts

Unfortunately it is counterfeit.

Not everything that counts can be counted

 

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Unfortunately, he was arrested once again for people dying from his treatment.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Fortunately, it was all a big act in a movie production.

 

[-Anon Darkness-]

Unfortunately, the movie turned out to be a flop.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Fortunately, a millionaire came by and bought 10,000 copies of the movie anyway.

 

[Jaxdrill]

Unfortunately, the copies turned out to be illegally pirated movies, of horrible quality.  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Fortunately, he knew someone who could put them in good quality.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Now I am become Death

Unfortunately, that person is in a coma.

The destroyer of worlds

 

[Jaxdrill]

Fortunately the software the guy used had a Dummies guidebook.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Now I am become Death

Unfortunately there are no copies readily available.

The destroyer of worlds