Headhunter
So, the idea behind this one hit me today as I watched two pinheads argue back and forth on a music message board that I sometimes have the poor judgement to lurk on.
I might enter this in the arena next week. I dunno yet.
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Br00tal Metal LOL
You've probably seen him all over the internet.
He's the guy posting pictures of himself and his buddy in corpse paint, dressed in all black in the middle of a suburban street on a sunny day.
He's the guy who professes to liking pain and blood when in reality he has the same threshold for pain that his sister's newborn infant has.
In photos, he's usually the one sticking his tongue out and/or wrenching his hands into claws. It doesn't matter what the occasion was when the picture was taken.
If there's a picture of him next to a girl, you sometimes have a hard time telling which is the girl right away because they both have really long hair. The fact that both of them are wrenching their hands and sticking their tongues out complicates matters.
He's the guy that thinks that if it doesn't have gutteral vocals/high pitched shrieks, distorted guitars and blast beats, it's not music.
Some of his photos have him with a guitar, but he probably doesn't actually know how to play it.
He's misanthropic, hates christianity for no real reason and thinks ignorance is cool.
He immediately goes on the warpath when the following terms are mentioned: Rap, Hip-Hop, Nu-Metal and Emo.
He's the true br00tal metalhead. All your music sucks and he's the end-all authority on what good music is.
You've probably seen him all over the internet.
He's the guy posting pictures of himself and his buddy in corpse paint, dressed in all black in the middle of a suburban street on a sunny day.
He's the guy who professes to liking pain and blood when in reality he has the same threshold for pain that his sister's newborn infant has.
In photos, he's usually the one sticking his tongue out and/or wrenching his hands into claws. It doesn't matter what the occasion was when the picture was taken.
If there's a picture of him next to a girl, you sometimes have a hard time telling which is the girl right away because they both have really long hair. The fact that both of them are wrenching their hands and sticking their tongues out complicates matters.
He's the guy that thinks that if it doesn't have gutteral vocals/high pitched shrieks, distorted guitars and blast beats, it's not music.
Some of his photos have him with a guitar, but he probably doesn't actually know how to play it.
He's misanthropic, hates christianity for no real reason and thinks ignorance is cool.
He immediately goes on the warpath when the following terms are mentioned: Rap, Hip-Hop, Nu-Metal and Emo.
He's the true br00tal metalhead. All your music sucks and he's the end-all authority on what good music is.
I might enter this in the arena next week. I dunno yet.
I just love it! Too funny!
