Honey, having sex with you is a nightmare.

[darlingtonia californica]

Tuxedo Avenger

@Kiri: I <3 your scribbles. They always look great.
Back in the day before I used gaia (in 03') my brother used to get fanmail from GDers. He was a huge deal in 04' in the GD. A Prommie and a Mod-Helper.
Thats how I found out about gaia, by seeing all the cool pictures people had sent him.

Must be cool to have a brother be a prommie. xD

Well, I can send you letters, but you can't really send any back. xD
xP It'll also be hard for me to get stamps.

Anyway, night night guys. <3333

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

 

[Vindico]

[Harakiri]

Tuxedo Avenger

@Kiri: I <3 your scribbles. They always look great.
Back in the day before I used gaia (in 03') my brother used to get fanmail from GDers. He was a huge deal in 04' in the GD. A Prommie and a Mod-Helper.
Thats how I found out about gaia, by seeing all the cool pictures people had sent him.

Must be cool to have a brother be a prommie. xD

Well, I can send you letters, but you can't really send any back. xD
xP It'll also be hard for me to get stamps.

Anyway, night night guys. <3333

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

It is kinda handy to have a rich gaian brother. I mean, he has ports for gods sake.

Awww... its ok if you can't. I understand 3nodding  

[Vindico]

comfortably_dumb

@Tux: I am just sending her a bunch now since I don't know what she likes. But, hopefully one of those will get her happy.

Comfy is thinking about getting this for herself:
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/bullet-egg-vibrators/sophias-petite-treats
Yaaay.

Nice. Its funny how the first thing I look at on pay sites is the price.

I saw 15.99$ and I said "thats good" XD  

[comfylove]

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

@Tux: I am just sending her a bunch now since I don't know what she likes. But, hopefully one of those will get her happy.

Comfy is thinking about getting this for herself:
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/bullet-egg-vibrators/sophias-petite-treats
Yaaay.

Nice. Its funny how the first thing I look at on pay sites is the price.

I saw 15.99$ and I said "thats good" XD

It's crazy good. D:!
I really invested in my first vibrator and got me something that did a lot and would last me a while and something that I knew would get me off all the time. D:

It's basically from the hands of god.  

[Maze]

I'd send Tux letters if I weren't in the Netherlands and poor. D:  

[baka_soul]

just be honest?  

[melocure]

Let him know you want to spice things up and try something new. If he tries to flip you over, or get you to go on top, don't listen to him.

Tell him you want to try _______, because you think it sounds fun and want to give it a go with him.

He shouldn't be making you do all the work. mad
 

[~RAZI3L~]

<3<3<3

Just bluntly say how the sex is getting old and boring and you want excitement. That will bust his ego and make him have to try harder xd .

<3<3<3

 

[~RAZI3L~]

Teh Matthew

Mmm.. porn. But, I'm not 18, so I can't buy a porno.
I guess I could get someone to buy it for me.

<3<3<3

You're not 18 yet and you are worried about your boring sex life? xd If he's the same age or around, of course he's gonna suck in bed. He doesn't have tons of experience. Just give him ideas to spice it up and be patient with the guy. Try having sex in different places, get one of those kamasutra books or something xd

<3<3<3

 

[Vindico]

~RAZI3L~

Teh Matthew

Mmm.. porn. But, I'm not 18, so I can't buy a porno.
I guess I could get someone to buy it for me.

<3<3<3

You're not 18 yet and you are worried about your boring sex life? xd If he's the same age or around, of course he's gonna suck in bed. He doesn't have tons of experience. Just give him ideas to spice it up and be patient with the guy. Try having sex in different places, get one of those kamasutra books or something xd

<3<3<3

lol, kamasutra. I own that book and have read it 3 times. Honestly, its an outdated piece of crap. It's more about how to have a successful life back in the day then about sex (yes is does deal with sex, but its SO outdated).

If you want a good sex guide, look up "The joy of sex: a gourmet guide to lovemaking". It was written in the 60's during the hippie movement so it is a little outdated but its still way better then the kamasutra.

Thats how I learned about "le petit mort", I had no idea that some girls actually pass out every time they have an orgasm.  

[i K i s u t e]

o_o. gonk okay i dunno if i want to even begin lol  

[keimist]

comfortably_dumb

This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers.

Hellz yah.  

[ieatwood]

Tuxedo Avenger

~RAZI3L~

Teh Matthew

Mmm.. porn. But, I'm not 18, so I can't buy a porno.
I guess I could get someone to buy it for me.

<3<3<3

You're not 18 yet and you are worried about your boring sex life? xd If he's the same age or around, of course he's gonna suck in bed. He doesn't have tons of experience. Just give him ideas to spice it up and be patient with the guy. Try having sex in different places, get one of those kamasutra books or something xd

<3<3<3

lol, kamasutra. I own that book and have read it 3 times. Honestly, its an outdated piece of crap. It's more about how to have a successful life back in the day then about sex (yes is does deal with sex, but its SO outdated).

If you want a good sex guide, look up "The joy of sex: a gourmet guide to lovemaking". It was written in the 60's during the hippie movement so it is a little outdated but its still way better then the kamasutra.

Thats how I learned about "le petit mort", I had no idea that some girls actually pass out every time they have an orgasm.

that would suck so bad o_o;
 

[i K i s u t e]

Id srsly just tease him for a few weeks and not let him have any o.o