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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:55 pm
wish granted, but when the balloon pops the toxic gas makes u gag purple
i wish i something to relive my boredem
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:11 pm
Wish granted, but then I break up with you.
I wish I had some socks on. D:
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:13 pm
Wish granted, but they attract mice
You like my lovely lady lumps
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:15 pm
Granted, but then I turn into a super-lesbian and no longer love your lady lumps.
I wish I was a super-lesbian.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:23 pm
Granted, but you fall in love with me and I don't feel the same way about you, ulitmately leading to your broken-hearted suicide. D:
I wish I could take a lesbian nap.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:24 pm
Granted, but all the other lesbians are intimidated by ur superness
i wish i was an oscar myer weiner
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:16 pm
Granted, but then you discover the main ingredient...pig's eyes.
I wish I could get rid of my braces.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:25 pm
Granted, but you now you have buck teeth.
I wish that I wasn't so bored.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:07 am
Wish granted, but the relief of your boredom is a giant killer bunny that sneezes on you and makes you miss a year of school.
i wish i had 8 twizlers.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:24 pm
Granted, but the twizlers hop away with their little twizler legs that are invisable.
I wish I had a perfectly tasting, perfectly behaved cheese burger.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:40 pm
Granted, but the Cheesewizard and the Hamburglar take it away! D: And run away together, the end.
I wish my tea was cooled off.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:37 pm
Granted, but now the tea is so frozen that the tea-ice-cube gets stuck on your tongue.
I wish I had no homework.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:43 pm
Granted, but you never learn anything again. 3
I wish I could take a nap. D:
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:00 pm
Granted, but you never wake up. :0
I wish I had a teddy bear.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:04 pm
Granted, but its really an EVIL teddy bear the thinks EVIL things, and want to have EVIL friends.
I wish I didn't wreck my pizza gonk
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