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 Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:37 pm
Harbinger: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Dominique: What are you bidding on?
Harbinger: I'm bidding on a table.
source: What We Do In The Shadows
characters involved: Sasha "Harbinger" Dobrev, Dominique Bellamy-Hallwyd
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:42 pm
Dominique: I went into the lounge yesterday and there was blood all over my nice antique couch.
Dante: Which one? The red one?
Dominique: Well yes, it's red now.
source: What We Do In The Shadows
characters involved: Dominique Bellamy-Hallwyd, Dante "Bedlam" Ross
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:18 pm
Hermolaos: //gets down on one knee//
Celeste: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Hermolaos: //collapses//
Celeste: The poison is kicking in!
source : tumblr
characters involved : Celeste Kinsley, Hermit Lice
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:20 pm
Frida: This year, I lost my dear husband Olan
Olan's ghost: Stop telling everyone I'm dead!
Frida: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.
source: Brother Bear
characters involved: Olan and Frida Borson
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:20 pm
Cel: //talking to Maura// Your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but I think we’re relatedsource : tumblr [x]
characters involved : Ceallachan O'Madaidhin, Agnes Maura McDonald
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:04 pm
Random Cat: //meows//
Jesse: You sly b*****d, I never would have thought of that.
Jojo: I'm sorry, can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?
Elliott: Knowing him, it may very well be both.
source : SAO abridged
characters involved : Jesse Calvert, Jojo blake, Elliott Holt
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:50 am
*at Hooters*
Milo: Where are all the f*cking owls?!?
Wyatt, to waitress: I'm so sorry
source : tumblr
characters involved : Milo Abrams, Wyatt Abrams
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:12 am
James: Did you hit your brother with a ball?
Maya: Yeah.
James: And what should you say to him?
Maya: ... Duck?
source : tumblr
characters involved : James Masters, Maya Masters
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:22 pm
Sebastian: Ok, now close your eyes
Balder: //closes them//
Sebastian: Now what do you see?
Balder: Nothing
Sebastian: //choked up// That's my life without you, bro!
Balder: //chokes up// Bro...
source: tumblr
characters involved: Sebastian Blythe and Balder Borson
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:05 am
Jonah: Looks like we're on to Plan B.
Alex: Technically, this would be Plan G.
Sonora: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Alex: Yes, but Jonah dies in Plan M.
Vespera: I like Plan M.
source: tumblr
characters involved: Jonah Lane, Alexander Mason, Sonora Li, and Vespera Salazar
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:45 pm
Vespera, over the phone: It’s Vespera.
Alex: What did she do this time?
Ves: No its Vespera, it’s actually me.
Alex: What did you do this time?
“He’s like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgement.”
—Jonah or Rhea about Rion, probably
Rhea: Tell her she’s cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Jonah: She could hear me.
“My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.”
--Rion, probably.
Rion: I’m the type of guy who likes to think things through!
Jonah: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?
Ves: Why are we stopped?
Sona: The light’s red.
Ves: : THERE ARE NO RED LIGHTS IN A CAR CHASE!
source : tumblr
characters involved : Vespera Salazar; Alexander Mason; Jonah, Rhea and Orion Lane, Sonora Li
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:40 pm
Vio: Top reasons for us to get married?
Ivy: Firmly saying 'THAT'S MY WIFE!' before knocking someone out in one punch. And love.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Violante Bishop, Ivy Bishop
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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The Forgotten Weasley Crew
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 5:42 pm
Celeste: This isn't some simple task like say, riding a bicycle, or cracking an egg, or committing premeditated murder.
Finny: ...What was that last one?
Celeste: Cracking an egg.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Celeste Kinsley, Delphinia Meadows
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:17 pm
Wyatt: Truth or dare, James?
James: Dare, of course.
Wyatt: Kiss the prettiest person in the room
James: Milo?
Milo: (blushing) yes?
James: How the ******** do I kiss myself?
source : tumblr
characters involved : Wyatt Abrams, James Masters, Milo Abrams
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:42 pm
Kam: Hey Iggy, get me a drink from the kitchen
Iggy: Sure, what kind?
Kam: idk surprise me
Iggy: Here ya go
Kam: ....... this is a spider.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Kameron & Ignatius Hepburn
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