"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Rockefor]

I told you to not try to kill me...you end up with a bullet between the eyes.

I'm calling from jail for the above,lol.  

[cooki3zdanerd]

I'm calling from hell for being killed and also sending demons to avenge my death  

[Rockefor]

lol

Im calling from jail for killin my neighbor cousin's hamster.  

[cooki3zdanerd]

I told you animal cruelty wouldn't help your anger issues.

I'm calling from jail because I annoyed the devil in hell and he resurrected me.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you the Devil had h4x ressurection powers.

I'm calling from jail because I drove while drunk and ran over a granny and three children.  

[Rockefor]

I told you to that sober,you would be able to escape!

I'm calling from jail cuz i ripped a guy's head off cuz he scratched my sunglasses.  

[cooki3zdanerd]

I told you just punching him would've been more easier.
I'm calling from jail for posting in too many guilds XD  

[Ura the rainbow King]

"I told you to post slower..I am calling from jail because I fell asleep at the mall".  

[Ebania]

I told you to get your own apartment and stop trying to sleep in public places.

I'm in jail for going through so many cans of Pepsi Throwback.  

[The Revered One]

I told you staying overnight hiding in that Victoria's Secret was a terrible idea!

I'm calling from jail because I was caught in an awkward situation involving me and the sheriff's daughter.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you she liked kinky stuff.

I'm calling from jail because my brother saw my internet browser history and decided to call the cops.  

[Usaji-san]

I told you to delete your history.



I'm calling from jail because the officer didn't like my dead-old-lady-I-hit-with-my-car joke.

 

[Naomi Kyuuten]

I told you those cops had a thing for that lady!

I'm calling from Jail because I told a cop to lay off the donuts.  

[cooki3zdanerd]

I told you to never come between the law and doughnuts.

I'm calling from jail because I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy XD  

[HrithikBond]

I told you to shoot both of them!

I'm calling from jail because I swiped a bill from the donation plate at Church. ((Actually happened. I put it back though. lol.))