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 Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 10:42 am
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
to show the world how to eat peanuts properly
why is there gravity?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 9:04 am
To keep our pants from falling off.
Why do we wear hats?
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:40 pm
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
So that our boogers don't float away.
Why do cows moo?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 12:01 pm
it's a secret language that humans never learned.
What do you use dynamite for?
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 5:14 pm
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
picking your nose!
Why do happy cows come from California?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:57 pm
You can tickle me pink, orange, red, or blue, but not grey Because every other state doesn't meet the standards for cows to be happy.
Why is grass green? Because grey will not do.
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 9:13 am
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
So the aliens will know where to land when the come to take us away.
Why are there pirates?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:51 am
To protect our oceans from evil sea monsters.
What happened to you today?
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:23 pm
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
I feel off the face of the earth, oh noes!
What would you do for a klondike bar?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:54 am
I would tie a bunch of leaves together and use them as a jump rope!
Where is Paris located?
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:28 pm
There's a Time to Laugh "Ephesians 2: 8-9"
on the "planet" pluto (I still harbor a resentment that those people taught me that it was a planet and then later the say "oh it's not, oh well!" lol)
Where did my orange soda go?
And a Time to Cry "Romans 5: 3-5"
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:37 pm
A cow came by and swiped it!
How'd you get that black eye?
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:54 am
a banana peel feel from a skyscraper and hit me in the face lol
why is lazy town an active town?
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:56 am
because big bird threatind them to be
Why do cats meow?
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:02 am
Because Dr. Pepper gave them gas.
How does my TV work?
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