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 Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:46 pm
Because your dog is actually NOT A DOG. He's an undercover cat on a top secret mission to discover why some people are dog people and some are cat people!
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:17 pm
Why is some girl in Nuripyon's signiture kiddnapping some poor uncouncious guy!?
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:03 pm
Because she wants to stuff him in a closet witha hidden camera and another guy inside, obviously.
How come there isn't a chicken dance emoticon?
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:35 pm
because the chickens will sue for copyright infringement
how do people with no fingers or toes pick their nose?
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:27 am
They use telekinesis to levitate earpicks and use those.
Why is german rock so amazing?
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:15 am
because it's based in german engineering of course
why do leprechauns always wear green in pictures/movies?
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:45 pm
Because real leprechauns are allergic to fabric dye that's not green, and costume designers want to be accurate.
Why do people assume that if a cow produces good milk, it's happy?
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:11 pm
Because happy cows come from California.
......Why do happy cows come from California?
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:07 am
because california has the most feel-good cults
why is the grass always greener on the other side?
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:45 pm
Because its astroturf.
Why dont ninjas and pirates get along?
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:09 pm
Long ago, a ninja and a pirate got into an argument about which was better, sake or rum. They came to blows over it, and got their ninja and pirate buddies involved. Soon, stranger ninjas and pirates that only knew a fight was going on got involved. When the dust settled, the originators were all dead, and angry retellings of an unprovoked attack from the other group spread through the ninja and pirate coalitions. They declared blood feud, and it's been going ever since.
How did Chuck Norris gain his power?
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:11 pm
Because he nearly won the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Mr. Rodgers won and he wasted his powers on PBS though.
Why does school always come back even though I dont want it to?
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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:30 pm
Because the teachers all have a massive crush on you.
Especially the disgusting, formless amorphormous blobs that say they are teachers. They watch you get changed. wink
Why don't I have a tail?!
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:12 am
Evolution. When man began to walk upright on the ground, we lost the need for a tail to help us keep our balance on precarious perches, so it eventually dropped off and babies stopped being born with one.
Why do I always have insomnia, despite liking sleep?
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:08 pm
Because you spend way too long fantasising about your current favourite pairing(s) to sleep.
Why is it that people don't think bats are cute?
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