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 Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:44 am
When she used me as a target for crossbow practise I had to get away... quick! emotion_bandaid
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 9:29 pm
See, the trouble is, he wanted to reside in Transylvania. That's all fine and good; but when he said I can't bring dirt so I wouldn't die.. yeah, I drew the line and sent his sexy butt packin'.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 9:46 pm
All lies! How can she have any need for survival when she's already dead? emotion_donotwant
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:09 pm
I kept finding leaves in the bedsheets and they would make me ichy
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:17 pm
she was a cat person I am a dog person we just could not get along for long
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:21 pm
He had a girl in every port and none of them was me! rofl
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:21 pm
never shared the marshmellows
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 11:55 am
He made a better servant than a lover twisted We still live together.. just under.. different circumstances -evil laughter-
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 3:29 pm
I'm pretty sure she had a thing for her servant, bringing her more than just food! lol
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:01 pm
never held hands with me cause she wouldn't let go of the brew or food
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:15 pm
Remy LeBeau 1982 never held hands with me cause she wouldn't let go of the brew or food Speak for yourself there Remy! rofl
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:31 pm
tried to stop my company from demolishing a rain forest
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 5:11 pm
I took him to the most beutiful forrest in the world... and he wanted to demolish it to build a factory! scream
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 8:39 am
He lost all concept of priorities & responsibility because of this beautifully enchanted forest. I think it's the drink that casts that spell. I had to leave him before I got sucked in too! gonk
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 1:15 pm
always wanted me to leave work to go hang out in nature but refused to go watch new golf courses get built with me didn't seem fair
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