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Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 3:09 pm
 Unfortunately the flatulence from it is deadly. 
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 1:03 pm
nom nom nom... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Fortunately, it's not deadly to me, it's deadly to other people, so I can use it as a weapon and become a villain.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:02 am
♣ Unfortunately the flatulence now has to intertwine with mine ♣
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:05 pm
I did not come to play Fortunately this now makes it inert. I came to win
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:22 pm
Unfortunately, inert things are vigorously made fun of.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:11 pm
Those who fear the darkness Fortunately that humor can be worked into the comedy tour you're about to start. Have never seen what the light can do
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:22 pm
Unfortunately the tour has been cancelled in favour of a Take That tour :3 ~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed~ 
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:58 am
I did not come to play Fortunately you have a Plan B. I came to win
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:13 am
Unfortunately that only works with preventing babies.
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:38 am
Words are a waste of time Fortunately that works well into your plan to never have any. Destruction is a language everyone understands
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:39 pm
Unfortunately, you see an orphanage and plan to adopt a child...
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:16 am
Take a moment Fortunately your empty wallet serves as a reminder that you can't afford to adopt a child. Contemplate your insignificance
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:59 pm
Fortunately you just won the lottery
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:40 pm
Unfortunately someone stole the money you got by winning. ninja crying
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:55 pm
Born to rock Fortunately some sharp detectives are working to catch the guy and get your money back. Forced to work
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