Mademoiselle Alvinette
I totally forgot about that story. I still don't remember the details...
*fills Chibi's room with taxidermy while Chibi is at school*
twisted twisted twisted Now that's just cruel and unusual punishment.
xp *lets all of Alvinette's cats into her house*
Anyway, back when Santa Claus was still a regular stage actor, they were having a rehearsal/practice. He had a box of malt balls that he was eating, and he would throw some out to a friend who was sitting in one of the audience seats. Then, he found a hollow one. Santa Claus happened to be having a toothache, so he had some Orejel in his pocket. So, he filled up the hollow malt ball with Orejel as a joke, and threw it to his friend. However, the director (who was pretty high and mighty) caught the malt ball, grinned, and ate it to spite them. A few seconds later, the director's mouth was all numb and he was drooling out chocolate uncontrollably. Santa Claus was laughing, the cast was laughing, and the director was laughing, only making his shirt even more messed up.
rofl