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 Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:50 am
But I was dirty wink .
You broke into a store.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:56 am
I accidentally locked myself out with my keys still inside.
You took my keys and put them inside when I locked myself out.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:59 am
You made me eat the keys to protect your self from an Atomic Bomb
you made me play through Sonic 06
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:20 am
Come on! SOMEONE had to beat it!
You did things to me that made me uncomfortable!
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:25 am
You signed a contract with me that permitted me to.
You stole from Boggis, Bunce, and Bean!
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:14 pm
They all start with "B" and "B" is for billionare...the temptation was too much.
You told me to sniff your finger and you lied about it too...that didn't smell like skittles at all.
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:36 pm
Well you paid me to make you smell me
You made me change my gender gonk
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:00 pm
Actually that was done of your own volition YOU chose to be a trans
You stole my cookie crying it was chocolate chip. crying
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:22 am
There was a sign that said "Take me Boris" on it.
You made me inactive to this guild!
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:41 am
So take a look at me now,
'cause there's just an empty space I can't help it - I'm very distracting!!
You gave me tektek block! And there's nothing left here to remind me,
just the memory of your face
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:41 am
That was your punishment for your crime.
You touched me in unmentionable places!
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:49 am
Why would I do that to an extinct bird?
You kick my dog!
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:02 am
It seemed a logical thing to do at the time.
You ate my magic mushrooms.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:05 am
I wanted to be big like Mario!
you sapped mah sentry!
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:37 pm
Well it was targeting me.
You took my Lightsaber.
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