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 Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:01 pm
*Kero laughs*
Pasa, in case it isn't brutally obvious, they're talking about me. And Tam...I had no part in your pregnancy....you did that on your own...well, maybe you had a bit of help...but it was not me. My spell was not meant to be used by the light of a full moon.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:10 pm
Tam glares at him. "And I suppose it said just that in fine print on that sphere... yeah... right... I never said it was entirely yer fault, Kero... only that ye had a hand in it. Truth is... had I not had it in me to make that change, would it have happened? Probably not. I've always had an ambiguous sense of identity where my sex was concerned and you know it. Sometimes one, sometimes another. Poor Bez... never knew what to make of me, right, dulcha?"
Bez snorts through his nose. "Hey... ye were the one with the problem, not me. I kept telling ye it didn't matter what ye were... remember?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:12 pm
*Kero laughs, and nods*
I couldn't have put that spell on you without something to build on, Tam...remember, I can only negate, not create...the spell negated your masculine DNA, replacing it with Feminine...and then, to cement it for a period of time, it had...*Veers off into an explanantion so obscure, even Rhea would have had trouble following it...and she's been studying with the mage for 9 million years*
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:28 pm
Tam nods. "Let us pray you haven't negated it for good. Being a woman is fine and dandy given the present circumstances, but I kind of miss being what I was. What I was getting at is, what may or may not happen once they are weaned."
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:35 pm
*Kero shrugs*
You strengthened the weave of my spell twice over, by full moonlight and emotion. It's probably not permanent, but it could last a while...I'd have to do some serious math to figure it out...
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:42 pm
Tam shrugs. "If it is, I'll learn to live with it I suppose. If not, the girls will have two fathers. I'm not going to confuse the hell out of them, just to satisfy semantics."
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:49 pm
*Kero shrugs*
Hang on, then...let's settle this once and for all...
*Wraps a veil of Aethr around himself...then reappears*
Okay, Tam...as near as I can figure, you will be female for...roughly 30 years...your emotions and the full moon squared the spell's power...but it was only intended to make you female for half an hour....but the pregnancy lengthened that...so 30 years is about right.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:53 pm
"oh... great... which mneans I'll probably turn male in the middle of one of their wedding... par for the course I'd say." He looks at Bez and sighs. "What are you grinning for?"
Bez looks at the ceiling and laughs. "Oh... nothing... at least it means ye'll be ticking around until then, I suppose... "
Tam growls at him under his breath and decides his dinner looks really quite tasty right now. He should probably eat it whille it s hot.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:55 pm
*Kero chuckles behind his hand*
Look at it this way, Bez...I have a book I've been meaning to give you...and you can try out everything in it in that time frame...
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:02 pm
"Is it a picture book, mes'sirrah... I like picture books." says Passura with an innocent smile.
Bez chokes on his food. Tam gets up and runs from the table laughing so hard, he can barely talk. "OH... I'm sure it is, Pasa... I'm sure it is..." While a certain small dragon turns a lovely shade of pink. Leaving Kero to explain a few things to the boy while Keva watches on, grinning like a maniac. He wants to hear how Kerobian gets out of this one.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:05 pm
*Kero flicks his mind out to Passura*
I'll tell you later on tonight, okay. For now, let's keep these two squirming...now, when I break contact, I'm going to ask if you understand...then you need to say this..."I think I do...but wouldn't it be better if Bez were on the bottom, not Tam, for that last one?"...okay?
*Breaks contact*
So, do you understand?
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:07 pm
Of course Pasa tries to remember what Kero tells him but he gets it a bit mixed up.
"I think I do...but wouldn't it be better if you were on the bottom, not Bez, for that last one?"..
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:42 pm
*Kero snickers*
Not bad...but I think your understanding is a little mixed...your right, it would be better if Bez was on the top, but with Tam, not me...I'm married to someone else...*Winks at Pasa, and passes a book to Bez..."How to make your female scream"...the illustrated version...*
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:26 pm
Bez grins wickedly and promises to study it carefully, dodging a thrown pillow and a few dozen better left untranslatable curses from the direction of the couch. He holds up the book and declares. "Tonight... chapter one..."
"Tell me how it ends." laughs Keva with a smirk. "This tale ought to prove rather interesting. Much better than Arabian Nights."
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:25 pm
*Kero is laughing his head off....and so is his author...as he quickly scoos ice-cream into bowls...but before he hands his to Tam, he hands the lady-bard a trio of oysters*
Here...perhaps these will help a little...*dodges a thrown pillow*
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