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((two reason I do what I'm about to do: boredom, and avoiding writing my paper))

A passing nurse peeks into Blades room, and calls for two doctors down the asile.
"We've got a patient seizing in here and I need security!!" The two doctors run down to blades room, push Chaos out of the way and quickly work to stablized BB.
The nurse goes over to Chaos, "Sir, why are you up, and dressed as a physican? You're a patient. Come with me please" She takes chaos's arm and leads him back down to his room.

Azirah, in the meantime, reattaches her leg and is shooed into the hallway. She walks down and picks up her olders son.
Shortly after, with the use of a ventalitor, BB is stablized. The doctors emerge from the room and nod that she is allowed to reenter. She does and with her four year old, goes to sit by her father.
"This has turned into a odd place, James. A very odd place indead. Daddy's sick, mommy works upstairs and we found your grandfather." She sits and cuddles her sleepy child, quietly singing his favorite lullaby, which was sung to her by Blade before he vanished from her life as a preschooler.

"Goodnight, my angel
Now it's time to sleep
And still so many things I want to say
Remember all the songs you sang for me
When we went sailing on an emerald bay
And like a boat out on the ocean
I'm rocking you to sleep
The water's dark
And deep inside this ancient heart
You'll always be a part of me

Goodnight, my angel
Now it's time to dream
And dream how wonderful your life will be
Someday your child may cry
And if you sing this lullabye
Then in your heart
There will always be a part of me

Someday we'll all be gone
But lullabyes go on and on...
They never die
That's how you
And I
Will be"

*rushes up with a gurney and puts Kahlan on it*
What every you do, ma'am, DON'T PANIC.

*runs down the hallway into a examination room where a doctor starts to pinch and prod her to find out what's wrong*

Doctor: *pokes with needle* Does that hurt?

Doc: Nurse, get this patient down to x-ray, and take this sample to lab!

*nurse comes in and wheels Kahlan to x-ray and hands the sample to a lab tech*

Nurse: All right, this x-ray is going to run a few test, and then we'll be able to figure out what's wrong with you.

(i don't think that has ever happened in a soap opera)

*tech runs in and yells for help. Doctors come in and move her to surgery.*

*security arrest Caracol and charge him with attempted murder*

**many, hours and shifts of doctors later, they have Kahlan on life support and are telling next of kin that she's got a 2% chance of living though the night*

(I thought you guys were making fun of the soaps instead of writing one)

*Zoraida goes to visit caracol in the slammer*

Zoraida "How are you doing, sweety??"

Caracol: "I was framed! instead of being put into a giant cake for the suprize party I some how got shoved up a girls a**s. And they have me here on attempted murder... I'm just peachy.... How do you think I doing?!"

*Zoraida reaches into her jacket pocket, and pulls out a pink strapless bra. She then hands the bra under the table to Caracol*

Zoraida: " I know how much you need your support, so here's a lil something to help you out while you're in the slammer." wink

*looks at the bra and grins. Dismantles it and uses the bra lining to unlock the prison door. Bursting through the door he smothers a guard with the cloth of Zoraida's bra and stabs another in the neck with the metal lining. Finally he makes his escape and starts running down the road...the sirens of the prison echo in the background*

*He laughs* I will find the one who framed me....and I will have my revenge!

Zoraida stares in amazement as Caracol completly dismantles her bra, uses it to escape, and smother several guards.

"I wanted that back!"

Zoraida Shakes her head and goes after caracol, in the hopes of getting the remains back.