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 Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:37 am
my mom told me this one i never saw this:
you roll step no mater where you are
and
you hear dr. beat at random times in the day
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:15 pm
Stripping contest has a whole new meaning
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:17 pm
OMG! Over half of these actually apply to me and my bando friends!!!
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 1:37 pm
You shudder when you hear somebody say subdivide.
It drives you insane when you're walking with three people and one of you is out of step.
You look forward to drill because you always get the coolest tans.
There is no such thing as a watter bottle, only jug.
You wake up at six am ready to go for block run, only to realize, tour's over.
You're openly sexual with others. [Admit it, you know what happens on the bus]
The guard is full of skanks, the hornline players are sluts, and the drumline girls are whores.
Tour is your favourite time of year, the food's gross, so you lose a lot of weight.
The guard girls have said, "it's not a sword, it's a sabre" so many times, you run for cover when somebody calls it a sword.
You bring your dot book everywhere with you in fear of forgetting it and having to run till you puke.
There really is no boys side and girls side of the gym anymore, you take your twenty pushups and sneak over again the next night.
You know everything about the lives of most of the band.corps
You just learn that sex, is a frequent occurance in MB/Drum crops
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:14 pm
You know you're a band nerd when:
you got mad when you found out Gaia doesn't have instruments as a possible equip item
you know more about other band members than you ever wanted to because of band trips
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:04 am
u know ur a band geek when the senk season is about to begin and your still humming and playing your last show and cadence(sp)
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 1:56 pm
wow...really wow........how did you know
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:34 am
Hahah. I do 5 and 14.
And for 21: NOTHING can happen in the band without everybody knowing by the next day. xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:42 pm
you know ur a MB geek when...
... you hum ur field show music when ur bored
... ur wardrobe is full of stuff thats the same color as ur uniform
... ur sad when marching season is over, even if it starts again in a month
... ur favorite memories are of band trips
... u name ur instrument
... watching DCI is more important than homework
... you no longer walk anywhere, you march
... you can fall asleep on a band bus
... you respond when anyone yells "hey band" even if its not the BD
... all you ask for for ur birthday is band stuff
... you are not offended by band geek or band nerd
... you have slept on the gym floor of some random school
... ur favorite picture is of you in ur band uniform/with the band
... you cant wait for college so u can have a huge marching band
... you are in multiple bands, before during and after school
... the more instruments you know the cooler you are
... you organize with ur section how to dance to different songs
... someone ask you what ur did this summer you say "marching band"
... you see overalls and instantly think of marching band
... "sticks" is a funny word
... you make jokes about being in band
... you have actually started a story "this one time at band camp..."
... you look forward to band camp
... having a free saturday during the summer is depressing
... you know why pants are over rated
... you can tell someone to take off their pants and not "like" them
... water is the best thing ever (other than band/instruments)
... you can sing the drum cadences and u dont play drums
... you name the band podium
... your BD knows u better than ur parents
... some one asks you about your family and you ask which one
thats all ive got
the rest have already been said
or i just cant think of them...
=]
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:09 pm
When you talk to your friend about marching band, and she's not in MB, but totally gets everything you say.
When you prefer listening to your show rather than your favourite soundtrack (that's almost my case...)
When someone says "Atten-hut!" You instantly bellow the school's initals (that's what we do for MB, anyway...eheh...they make us shout the school's initials.)
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:09 am
Auntie Bella iNvIsIbLe_pIRatE_mOnKeY 3) You and your friends will randomly begin singing the show tunes, any place, any time. 5) You find that you're walking on the same foot as your friends through the hallways. 7) You get upset when the football team is using OUR field. 25) When you talk to people outside of band, they have no idea what you're saying. 26) You're way too comfortable with your sexuality. 27) You realize that even the flutes hate the flutes. 31) You know you shouldn't date Sal anna, and why. 34) Everyone in the music department knows who you are. 44) You know all the words to bohemian rhapsody (fowards and backwards) 45) Guys-You dance terribly and kind of homosexually Girls-You are embarassed to dance with the guys 57)YOU TOOK TIME OUT OF YOUR LIFE TO WRITE OR READ THESE FACTS!! you know that the trumpets, when they are together, are some of the dumbest people you will ever meet, but if you are lucky enough to catch one on there own, you will be suprised at there intelligance ***you know why there are 6 black spots on last years band t-shirt frame you already know every freshman before school starts, because you made a point to find them all during band camp XD ***-specific to my band (about the trumpets...) haha! so true! 'tis why i love my section! ^^
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:12 pm
You glide step through the halls without realizing what you're doing.
You sometimes have random urges to get up and start marching.
You have trouble sitting still while playing the show when it rains because you know that you should be marching and know exactly where on the field you would be during every part of the show.
If you aren't walking in step with the people around you, you adjust your step so that you are.
You can come up with a perverted but true comment about every instrument in the band. (I play trombone, I do it in seven positions.)
You can come up with a wrong meaning to everything.
Sometimes things just sound wrong for no reason.
Your non band friends get tired of hearing about marching band.
You consider the band your family.
You've go out with at least one person in the band.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:57 pm
-you're sad when sectionals get cancelled
-you spend sectional days in the tuba room after school practicing anyway
-you dread chair placment auditions, because it means marching season is ending
-it doesn't mean anything when six guys and one girl are taking off their clothes in the tuba room
-or when people come out of the tuba room before practice wearing something different than when they went in
-you can do the thriller dance
-you start glide stepping in gym class
-you can swing dance while carrying a sousaphone
-you carry your flip folder and mouthpiece/instrument wherever you go. people actually think it's weird when you don't have it.
-all fortune cookies sound dirty. if they don't at first, simply add in the bedroom to the end.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:22 pm
Novel of Tragedy Haha I love Dr. Beat! What now what now what now doctor beat needs to ******** die. doctor beat sucks when you're a flute player who stands at the edge of the concert arc.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:19 pm
you start humming and dancing to drum cadences in your head...
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