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 Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:40 pm
Granted, now your car is an inexpensive piece of crap.
I wish rap "music" would go away.
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:16 pm
abarrach Granted, now your car is an inexpensive piece of crap. I wish rap "music" would go away. my car is an inexpensive piece of crap... anyways... granted, but all that's left is polka. i wish i had some more coffee.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:54 am
Granted, all your home's plumbing produces coffee exclusively.
I wish I was better organized.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:11 am
Granted, but then you become an a**l-retentive, obsessive compulsive recluse.
I wish I could find a well paying job in my field (Graphic Design)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:07 pm
Granted, but you are so busy that you have no time to spend or enjoy your money.
I wish people would not vandalize other people's property.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:08 pm
Granted, but petty theft will rise because the vandal's will all be bored
I wish I was a better writer
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:16 pm
Granted, but no one will appreciate you’re work until you’re dead.
I wish I knew what to do with my life.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:50 pm
Granted, but now you're bored because there's no mystery left in your life.
I wish I had a new computer.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:18 pm
Granted...but you'll wake up to find the that you have contracted the newest trojan!
I wish I could go to sleep!
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:15 pm
granted, but you forget to wake up.
i wish i got paid more than once a week.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:52 am
Granted, you get paid nothing more than 10$ at the end of every work day.
I wish I had a well-paying job that I enjoyed.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:55 pm
Granted...but you forget what real joy is.
I wish I had some more beer!
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:56 am
granted, but then you get alcohol poisoning and they have to pump your stomach.
i wish my back would stop hurting.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:40 pm
Granted, but now all your other muscles are aching.
I wish I had a cleaning fairy to keep my appartment clean.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:17 pm
Granted...but while it cleans it makes a high pitched squeal, which will eventually drive you insane!
I wish I was a little bit taller
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