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 Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:21 pm
JoyRose I wish for a pig with which to make bacon! Granted - but you begin playing with the pig & dressing it in people clothes & so can't bring yourself to kill & eat it! I wish I could go on a 2 week vacation! 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:01 pm
Granted, but when you return, you bring nasty bed bugs with you.
I wish for my apartment to burn to the ground so that I can get revenge on the company who thought it was funny to lie to me and to allow smokers into the building.
(this should be interesting. And K-Days is a summer festival)
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:48 am
Wish granted, however, everyone inside your apartment building dies, and you have to live with the guilt of knowing that you wished for their deaths. I wish there were more hours in a day.
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:34 pm
Granted, but you find them all filled up with the stuff that gets in the way of what you really want to do!
I wish my browser would stop updating and stay pretty. It's driving me crazy every time it updates I need to reinstall stuff, and invariably lose stuff I liked. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:02 am
Granted, but then your computer crashes for not being updated as often as it should be and then you discover that the whole world is more advanced than you are making you sing the Flintstones theme song out of pure sarcasm.
I wish I could get rid of this heartburn.
(And yeah, Andy knew the consequences of his wish, nice for seeing the obvious. I would have went with something like, "granted, but the fire spreads out of control thus sending you running for your own life". Creativity people, preferably not the obvious consequence of the wish)
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:01 pm
Granted, but it's replaced by even worse and more frequent pain. (sorry)
I wish my study Bible came in several volumes so it wouldn't be such a huge book.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:02 am
Granted. It is condensed into one page of microscopic text with a volume button for each section. The sections are all at different volumes, some soft enough for a dog to hear, some loud enough to fill a stadium. I'd say it's pretty nifty... maybe if we could alter the volumes of each chapter.... OH WELL!!
I wish I found a mirror that reflected who, where, and when I should meet next to advance in life.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:59 am
Wish granted, but it's displayed in early Mario style pixels.
I wish I had a big fancy house lol
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 3:18 pm
Ginyuri I wish I had a big fancy house lol Granted, but is has fake windows and no doors, so they decided not to lay plumbing either. The outside is mighty fancy though biggrin I wish I earned a US dollar for every subconscious blink.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:40 pm
Different...Very. Ginyuri I wish I had a big fancy house lol Granted, but is has fake windows and no doors, so they decided not to lay plumbing either. The outside is mighty fancy though biggrin I wish I earned a US dollar for every subconscious blink. Granted! You have to donate the earnings to a non-human animal cause, though. I wish for Universal happiness.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:47 pm
SpriinkleStars I wish for Universal happiness. Granted. But now no one realizes how happy they are because there is no sadness to compare it to. I wish for health for my husband, who's cold is even worse than mine, now.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:11 pm
JoyRose SpriinkleStars I wish for Universal happiness. Granted. But now no one realizes how happy they are because there is no sadness to compare it to. I wish for health for my husband, who's cold is even worse than mine, now. Wish granted, but now your husband is immortal and has to hide from society. Not only that, knowing that you now suffer alone upsets him. I wish it would snow at least three inches tomorrow.
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High-functioning Loiterer
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:14 pm
Wish granted, but after 3 inches fell the sun came out and melted it very quickly.
I wish for a new house with a pool.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:42 am
xInnocent Evilx Wish granted, but after 3 inches fell the sun came out and melted it very quickly. I wish for a new house with a pool. Granted, the new house is at the bottom of the pool. I wish I could gain trust just by making eye contact.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:12 am
 Wish granted but they fall in love with you straight away.
I wish I could eat pizza every day...
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