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 Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:50 am
 you've dreamed about *insert your dream here* and you've woken up to the opposite of it
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:56 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:57 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:03 am
 life has brought you a present death :3 he's in the package to your left
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:02 pm
 You bit into a poison apple.
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:30 pm
hyper-intelligent seagulls are taking over
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:54 pm
 You just found a wallet on the sidewalk
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:42 am
 You've just won a million dollars but just like in my name is earl you got hit by a car what is your reaction
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:53 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:54 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:58 am
 You have been asked to remove your underwear by a female police officer.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:59 am
 Life is turning out to be more trouble then it's worth
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:06 am
 You were sucked down the toilet.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:08 am
 Your dad is choking your mom.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:11 am
 You saw old people having sex!
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