"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[cooki3zdanerd]

I told you not to test it out on the law.
I'm calling from jail because I was able to kill a man with my thumb.  

[Rockefor]

i told you to not suffocate that poor old man...

I'm calling from jail cuz my neighbors couldn't appreciate true rock.  

[cooki3zdanerd]

Well they must be absolutely crazy, but I told you not to play music after 3 am.
I'm calling from jail because I yelled Edward is gay at a Twilight convention.  

[awaqu]

I told you not to go to that convention!


I'm in jail because the catholic church decided that meth labs dedicated to Jesus were "impure"  

[cooki3zdanerd]

I told you not to yell "I object!".

I'm calling from jail because I threw skittles at a person and yelled "Taste the rainbow!".  

[Rockefor]

I told you people weren't ready for it yet.

I'm calingz frum jeail cuz teh gramar nazies arestted mii.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you they were on a raid.

I'm calling from jail because I went to the supermarket and ate something before paying it.  

[Rockefor]

I told you to pay before eating..Or killing everybody in a 10 feet radius.

Im calling from jail cuz I did the above...  

[cooki3zdanerd]

I told you go to anger management classes instead of letting your anger out on everyone like that.

I'm calling from jail because I set my friends on fire XD  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you drowning them in acid was better.

I'm calling from jail because I ditched my dog in a dumpster.  

[Rockefor]

NO WAY YOU DID THAT!

I'm calling from jail because i played with my colt too much..if you know what i mean....  

[cooki3zdanerd]

I told you since the last time you blacked out no playing with the colt.

I'm calling from jail for walking in on my guy friend.  

[RandomFlyingNinja]

I'm calling from jail because I blew up a firecracker in someone's face.  

[Rockefor]

I told to be careful!

I'm calling from jail cuz i made twifans crazy after killing bloodsucker and shark boy  

[cooki3zdanerd]

I give you props on killing British boy but Shark boy really?

I'm calling from jail for trying to attempt murder on the person that killed Shark Boy