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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:18 am
For Auld Lang Syne Jason: Do you wake up every morning and say, "Today, I'm going to find someone's dream that's come true and put an end to it"? Maybe more lives are being saved by teaching a lesson of who not to steal from?
You're selling blood diamonds! D<
S O M E T H I N G * P O S I T I V E Davan: I look at it like this: the holiday season may have a phenomenally high suicide rate, but we can't hope to maintain that level of excellence if everyone doesn't do their part. i am NOT stealing them! they fell off the counter and the obnormally huge rocks fell into my purse! you clearly did not see me give them back to the owner!
i accuse you of attacking mr rogers!
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:26 am
i don't know who a Mr. rogers is!!!!!
i accuse you of failing collage!
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:38 am
No I didn't! It was just that one history course....
You let the killer cat out of the bag, and it attacked the whole negborhood!
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:42 am
cats should always be free!!!!
I accuse you of trying to drown me!
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:53 am
I was making you drink water! There's a difference ya know!
I accuse you of blaspheming the name of Bob Marley!
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:20 pm
I was framed!
W-Well you... you drugged me and tried to rip my limbs off!
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:39 pm
No Sign, No Form
You just can't admit that you accidentally drugged yourself into oblivion so in a moment of intense desperation you concocted that ridiculous story.
You broke into my house.
No Word, No God
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:41 pm
No, you broke into my house and locked me out.
You broke my glasses.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:45 pm
....Funny how these things always go... No, I didn't. All I did was say hi to you, you're the one who got so surprised and flustered you knocked the glasses off your face and fell on them.
You stole my art!
...where and why, exactly, no one really knows...
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:58 pm
No Sign, No Form
If I wanted to bother stealing art, I'd rob a museum, or my parents house xD Besides, how would I have the slightest idea where to even begin finding your art?
You killed your child!
No Word, No God
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:58 pm
i did not, it was my sister and if i was to kill my child ^_^ you can take comfort in the fact that you would never ver evr find the body ^_^ ... and you rotten scum, you abandoned your best friend to die while you went off and slept with there significant other.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:07 pm
No Sign, No Form
My best friend's currently in jail in Maryland; he's served about two years of his five year sentence [he's up for parole in only one year, but I know him well enough to know that he'll never get released on parole, mostly out of aimless spite]. So I don't really see how I could have possibly left him to die. I also don't see how I could have slept with his significant other considering last time I checked he had three of them, lmfao.
Everything above is actually 100% true.
You're a Confidential Informant! [i.e. , narc]
No Word, No God
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:27 pm
If I was, then I would have to send you on a ship to Guatamala for figuring out my allegiances. But you are still here, are you not? Hence, I cannot be a confidential infomant. Oh and those cops, I have no idea how they got there.
I accuse you of threatening me with a slingshot, pork, and sesame street. All in one.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:37 pm
And damn proud of my work.
You stole over $1,000,000,000,000 and set it all on fire and rained it down on Wall Street!!!! But would that be a crime?...
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:11 am
No Sign, No Form
Yet, there's not even a sliver of evidence that such an amazingly insane & economy-slaughtering act ever took place, nor is there a single eye witness! Everything, & I mean EVERYTHING, supports the fact that I did not do that.
You slandered me!
No Word, No God
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