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 Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:35 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:57 pm
A soldier walks into the bathroom and takes a piss. On his way to wash his hands a sailor walks in and takes a piss. As he finishes washing his hand, the sailor begins leaving with out washing his. Stopping him, the soldier asks, "Aren't you going to wash your hands?" The sailor looks at him and shrugs saying, "I know in the army they teach you to wash you hands after you piss, but in the Navy they teach you not to piss on your hands."
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:58 pm
A soldier and marine walk into a club. The sailor ducks.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:01 pm
This is a joke in itself. The Air Forces first aircraft carrier. 
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:05 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:39 pm
You know on the whole 'Military Jokes" thing.... you forgot how to use grammar.
It's "Military's a Joke", sheesh, learn how to use contractions and articles. rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:49 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:22 pm
So what do you get when you mix a rhinocerous with a parakeet?
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:33 pm
A parrot with a horn that charges you when you walk into its mating grounds? lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:40 pm
What? No, problably not.
How the hell should I know?
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:57 pm
youre the dumb marine who shipped out.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:06 pm
You know what's better about the marines, far above the airforce and navy?
They have p***s's.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:40 pm
the size of their thumbs which is part way up their arses... we're the workaholics here."
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:50 pm
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