Host Chat [Hosts Only].

[The King of Hosts]

"I would love some Haruhi." I say calmly strolling into the roon  

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Haruhi smiled at Tamaki. "I bet you would. Here you go; you get the largest slice, Tamaki-senpai," he said as he cut him a piece and laid it on a plate.

Haruhi: Are those tears fake, too?

Tamaki: My tears are always true and authentic. A true host can shed a tear without resorting to eyedrops.

Tamaki: Impressed? Fell for me again?

Haruhi: No, not at all.

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[The King of Hosts]

"Yay! Thank you." I say sitting down and begin to eat the cake.  

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Haruhi smiled and took a seat. "I hope you enjoy its taste, because the Twins spiked it with laxatives, but I didn't want to throw it away and waste it. You have about twenty minutes before it hits your bowels, senpai," he said without malice.  

[The King of Hosts]

"H-H-Haruhi... Why would you poison daddy in such a way?!" Tamaki says shocked unaware his time is up. -gasp!- "I-I need to go!"  

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Haruhi laughed without malice. "Because you ate all the giant tuna," he said softly.  

[The King of Hosts]

"I am sorry Haruhi." Tamaki says walking out of the bathroom. "If I was to know you wanted some I would have shared." He wraps his arms around Haruhi. "Please believe me."  

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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll believe you when you tell me you washed your hands with anti-bacterial soap, okay? Now uh, Tamaki-senpai, please get off of me," Haruhi said, a little more than uncomfortable from the stench.  

[The King of Hosts]

"Oh. . . right." Tamaki let Haruhi out of his grasp and ran off to go find something to get rid of his smell. What could he use?  

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"You could use some of those roses you keep ordering, and maybe some of the perfumes that you all use to scent the room could help as well," Haruhi suggested. "Maybe I should bake a real cake for us," he noted as well.  

[The King of Hosts]

"Yes. Thank you Haruhi. I'll be ... uh, doing that now then. I'll see you later Haruhi" Tamaki smiled warmly and walked off to his room  

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Haruhi smiled. Buffoon, he thought amusingly. I wonder when the thorns of the roses will p***k him? he added on quietly.  

[The King of Hosts]

After freshening up and Artem smothering him in roses. Tamaki walked out into the main room where he was before. He even made Artem pin a rose to his clean uniform. "So what kind of cake are you making Haruhi? It better not have nay laxitives in it." he said sternly  

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"A strawberry cake with chocolate inside. Do you like strawberries, Tamaki-senpai?" he asked sincerely.  

[The King of Hosts]

"Yes, indeed I do. But how about vanilla, those two flavors are very... uplifting. ... And the last thing I know i need is more chocolate."