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 Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:02 pm
She had the wrong blood type- it left a funny after taste
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:28 pm
-lays on belly and whimpers sadly- SHE NO PLAY WITH BLOOD!!!
-cries loudly and stretches wings out on ground- SHE WANTED TO EAT BLOOD!!! SHE CALLED BLOOD FUNNY TASTING!!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:44 am
I couldn't take the fleas anymore
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:14 pm
I got tired of girls who kidnapped me, beat me over the head with a pipe and putting me in a test tube
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:39 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:14 pm
under went sexual reassignment without even so much as a "See Ya" and stole all my heels
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:03 pm
claimed crooks broke into our house and stole all her heels but nothing else it seemed suspicious
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:50 pm
i saw him dating alruna..guess i'm not that sexy to him anymore crying rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:19 pm
turns out that those dice were not for playing monopoly..she had a gambling problem that left me broke sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:29 am
He turned out to be a hoarder
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:34 am
I finally figured who'd found my cookie stash. She left a trail of blood this time right too them!! Then she tried to deny it even tho she crumbs all over her mouth! evil stare wink
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:35 am
She wouldn't share her cookies with me but then she'd go around town letting everyone else have a taste wink
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:39 am
Creepy Kuro Neko She wouldn't share her cookies with me but then she'd go around town letting everyone else have a taste wink she wouldn't share with me but then she'd go around town letting everyone else have a taste wink
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:41 am
Remy LeBeau 1982 Creepy Kuro Neko She wouldn't share her cookies with me but then she'd go around town letting everyone else have a taste wink she wouldn't share with me but then she'd go around town letting everyone else have a taste wink He lost intrest in me thats why I had to go seek attention from other people stare
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:36 pm
Ahaaaa!!! I knew there was more than 1 set of footprints!! And both making accusations of MOI sharing my cOOkies with perfect strangers. . . Huh!! talk2hand talk2hand blaugh wink
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