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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:18 am
Reve Casse Remy LeBeau 1982 Reve Casse Hippofatamus She was turning into a swan and I'm not down for beastiality gonk I got sick of his lies and his hidden kinky ways. blaugh she always called me her pet never her husband What can I say. I enjoyed stroking him. He always complained. We were done! xd rofl rofl rofl she divorced me before I realized it was too late to say sorry
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:27 am
He enjoyed spending more time in his 'Man cave' than he did with me. gonk
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:29 am
She always smelt like ginger cookies but would never let me put cream on her. gonk
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:02 pm
Reve Casse She always smelt like ginger cookies but would never let me put cream on her. gonk for some reason all our food was always gone from the fridge and she bought box loads of cream never foundout why
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:05 pm
He brought that zombie b***h home knowing full well I would disaprove
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:08 pm
Creepy Kuro Neko He brought that zombie b***h home knowing full well I would disaprove she killed my zombie friend because she tried to eat her
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:09 pm
Remy LeBeau 1982 Creepy Kuro Neko He brought that zombie b***h home knowing full well I would disaprove she killed my zombie friend because she tried to eat her He tried to have me turned into his zombie sex slave XD
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:14 pm
Creepy Kuro Neko Remy LeBeau 1982 Creepy Kuro Neko He brought that zombie b***h home knowing full well I would disaprove she killed my zombie friend because she tried to eat her He tried to have me turned into his zombie sex slave XD -raises eyebrow- Guess we know who that lead pipe is meant for now! rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:17 pm
After she helped me clean up the bodies, we found it hard to look each other in the eyes and decided to go our own ways Reve Casse Creepy Kuro Neko Remy LeBeau 1982 Creepy Kuro Neko He brought that zombie b***h home knowing full well I would disaprove she killed my zombie friend because she tried to eat her He tried to have me turned into his zombie sex slave XD -raises eyebrow- Guess we know who that lead pipe is meant for now! rofl Yup! rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:36 pm
Our "who got the most blood splattered on" competitions got out of hand. twisted
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:36 pm
Always said I was the one who was compensating for something.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:13 pm
-whimpers and backs away with tail between legs- HE TRIED TO TURN BLOOD INTO SUSHI!!! BAD!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:19 am
those kids looked nothing like me
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:51 am
He claims he was hunting zombies . . . I don't know, he appears to be quite comfortable in the company of this one. I left when he suggested bringing them home. mad wink
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:44 am
She wasn't as nice as she pretended to be when we were out in public NocturnalVeil Our "who got the most blood splattered on" competitions got out of hand. twisted Lol I like that one
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