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 Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:22 pm
she kept telling me I was too submissive or not submissive enough could never win with her
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:41 am
Spent all his time reading fanfiction.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:22 pm
I knew when I married him he was half lizard, but when he started catching flies and bugs an insisted I ate them as well, I left him. emotion_puke emotion_yatta
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:04 pm
I found out she used to be married to someone who ate flies and bugs
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:34 pm
I learned he was a homicidal maniac after finding bodies in our shed. I ran like hell!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:19 pm
I foundout the bottom of that dress was tentacles when I accidentally stepped on one crying crying she would not forgive me for it and cut me off from sex sad
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:47 pm
got upset when I ate the eyes of his victims.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:49 pm
has a pet dragon - keeps eating the rug
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:43 am
We became rivals in evil plots -.-
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:10 am
Didn't like it when the whole goeta came over for beers.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:29 am
I hunt dragons and don't see them as pets
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:47 pm
He missed our anniversary becaused he'd rather be out killing people then spen time with me
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:40 pm
She was always busy stalking Remy and there was just no room for me in here heart
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:34 am
she always tried to do magic tricks on me I still have scars from last time she cut me in half
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:12 pm
His late night hours kept at the 'Vampire bar' was tolerable, but when he tried bringing his 'Thirsty' cliental home for me I ended it fast!!
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