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 Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:50 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:05 pm
She tried to make a fur coat out of me
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:47 pm
she wanted me to be her sidekick instead of her mate crying
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:30 pm
Ever tired making out with someone who has a tongue that's longer than their arms? I wasn't gonna try it, so that was it. xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:33 am
He ate my socks then said his dragon did it, but I saw him! He stood there lying to my face while he was picking the threads from his teeth! his dragon? indeed!
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:09 pm
I'm not into the whole love between humans and their mechines thing
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:56 pm
So I came home and saw that she had killed a guy, I was thrilled, dinner after work! Then she said there was something wrong with me... and it was the first time she cooked for me too. crying kittycross He ate my socks then said his dragon did it, but I saw him! He stood there lying to my face while he was picking the threads from his teeth! his dragon? indeed! *Laughed so hard when I read this*
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:26 pm
I was working double time to find us food so just got tired of doing all the work when we had dragons to eat
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:29 pm
He kept getting blood all over the bed
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:16 pm
she wanted to take pictures of everything if I sneezed she told me to freeze in that pose
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:14 pm
He's the one ressponsible for the body thats under this cloth
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:51 pm
She needed her ego stroked constantly. Always strutting around half nekked flashing everyone for attention and compliments. rolleyes Hell only knows what else was going on behind my back! There is only so much one can take in a one sided relationship.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:44 am
She refused to stroke my... "ego"
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:28 am
she wanted me to be submissive all the time never let me be dominant
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:17 pm
he wouldnt let me dominate him the way i wanted to rolleyes rolleyes
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