Why did you divorce the aay?

[Nomliciouz]

Because she never high five'd me before our bed time  

[Masokitten-IG]

Nomliciouz

Because the tail was kept a secret until our honeymoon.
cat_gonk
Surprise!  

[Fool the Gander]

cause she was keeping weird things in her hair Dx  

[Artistic Wizard]

Gandering Fool

Cause she strongly insists that her umbrella must sleep beside us every night XD Hi Gander!  

[King Awesomolocity]

Because she didn't like my umbrella OR my hammer.
So I banned divorced her.

~King Awesome

 

[Fool the Gander]

Because he suffers from whackthemole-itis
and starting wrecking the house with his giant
hammer due to thinking it was filled with moles.
The repair cost was just to damn high! /cries.  

[Daypaw]

I kept poking my eyes on those horns emo  

[Fool the Gander]

Ugh... those skeletons on her dress...
it was like they were always watching
me when I sleep! I couldn't take it
anymore Dx  

[Artistic Wizard]

Gandering Fool

Because our kids had a hard time explaining why their mom had horns gonk  

[Fool the Gander]

Because her pet doves kept pooping everywhere!
The place just became too unsanitary! D'8  

[WhiskeyIcarys]

She kept hiding behind me when I went to shave

 

[Daypaw]

He wouldn't stop smoking in the house.  

[PatBenatar1]

Because her wings constantly flap and would tickle me at night when I was trying to sleep!  

[Aster -- rem]

She took the mic to bed as well. Just didn't feel right having that long cold pole next to me...
That somehow does not sound right.....

xD  

[La Le Lu Li L0]

She wouldnt eat the carrot i prechewed for her. it hurt myfeelings D: