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 Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:09 pm
Because she never high five'd me before our bed time
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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:09 am
Because the tail was kept a secret until our honeymoon. cat_gonk Surprise!
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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 10:00 pm
cause she was keeping weird things in her hair Dx
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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:18 am
Cause she strongly insists that her umbrella must sleep beside us every night XD Hi Gander!
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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:07 am
Because she didn't like my umbrella OR my hammer.
So I banned divorced her. ~King Awesome
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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:34 am
Because he suffers from whackthemole-itis
and starting wrecking the house with his giant
hammer due to thinking it was filled with moles.
The repair cost was just to damn high! /cries.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:42 pm
I kept poking my eyes on those horns emo
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:23 pm
Ugh... those skeletons on her dress...
it was like they were always watching
me when I sleep! I couldn't take it
anymore Dx
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Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:23 pm
Because our kids had a hard time explaining why their mom had horns gonk
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:56 am
Because her pet doves kept pooping everywhere!
The place just became too unsanitary! D'8
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:44 am
She kept hiding behind me when I went to shave
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Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:42 pm
He wouldn't stop smoking in the house.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:51 am
Because her wings constantly flap and would tickle me at night when I was trying to sleep!
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Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:30 am
She took the mic to bed as well. Just didn't feel right having that long cold pole next to me...
That somehow does not sound right.....
xD
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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:29 pm
She wouldnt eat the carrot i prechewed for her. it hurt myfeelings D:
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