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 Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:01 am
SeraphimDiablos >.> Someone has a cartoonicrush. It's okay, we all have ours. XD I actually had this picture somewhere, a demotivational poster I think, of Velma saying how much of a milf she ways. "Nerds are hot" is what it said or something like that. Wish I still had it but when my computer was nuked... -Summons the Power Puff Girls to take down Scythe.- It goees up to 11! Haha, I don't know about crush, but did you see the live action movie? The actor for velma was about five ten times more attractive than daphne's. Now, if I just knew her name, I'd get some posters. Splashes the girls with antidote X, returning them to their original ingredients. Mademoiselle Alvinette *forces Chibi to listen to a detailed description of said date (bad pick-up lines and all! razz ), then puts a deer head in Chibi's bed while Chibi is sleeping* (No, nothing naughty happens on said "date". Most guys take one look at me and run the other way! blaugh And I'm also VERY slow in the "romance/dating" department...) *Actually only uses bad pick up line at the beginning. Takes Alvinette to See Sherlock Holmes. After the movie we go to applebees and talk about the movie, other movies like it, and personal taste. Only uses three perverted jokes. Uses subtle compliments about Alvinette's charm and good looks.Takes Alvinette back home and thanks her for a fun night. SeraphimDiablos -Builds a dungeon and a torture chamber and sends level 10 horned reapers after Chibi.- Just two letters out of place would have made that post so much worse.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:57 am
resonantscythe *Actually only uses bad pick up line at the beginning. Takes Alvinette to See Sherlock Holmes. After the movie we go to applebees and talk about the movie, other movies like it, and personal taste. Only uses three perverted jokes. Uses subtle compliments about Alvinette's charm and good looks.Takes Alvinette back home and thanks her for a fun night. And Chibi thought she was being so cruel! blaugh Yes, Chibi, the "deer head in your bed" was a Godfather reference (I've never seen or read The Godfather--though, oddly enough, it's secretly on my "bucket list"--but everybody knows about the horse head scene!), but it was also me making fun of your taxidermy phobia. twisted I grew up with taxidermy on the living room wall, so it's no big deal to me. But it's funny to see you squirm when you come over to my house... Hmmm...something violent to do...I'm kind of strapped for ideas today, so I think I'll just lock Chibi, Scythe, Sammy, and Diablos in a big bathroom with the Great and Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day! blaugh
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:36 pm
resonantscythe SeraphimDiablos -Builds a dungeon and a torture chamber and sends level 10 horned reapers after Chibi.- Just two letters out of place would have made that post so much worse. I don't believe it. A fellow pervert! (I hold back on this site, trust me)
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:24 pm
Moriko_Wolf_Youkai resonantscythe SeraphimDiablos -Builds a dungeon and a torture chamber and sends level 10 horned reapers after Chibi.- Just two letters out of place would have made that post so much worse. I don't believe it. A fellow pervert! (I hold back on this site, trust me) What two letters? I guess I must not have my mind in the gutter, because I'm not getting that joke at all. But do I really want to get it? sweatdrop @Alvinette - You had fun on your date with Scythe? eek I guess I was wrong about him! blaugh *lights a firecracker right next to Diablos's head*
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:15 am
Alvinette had a date with Scythe?! eek
*gets Diablos into a PortaPot and tips it over*
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:48 pm
Ah! AHH! UGHHH! It's everywhere! It's in my raccoon wounds! Ughhhh!! -Passes out and drowns in said porta-potty, comes back as a Ghost and sends Moriko to the torture chambers to be torn apart slowly by dark mistresses.-
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:36 pm
Mademoiselle Alvinette resonantscythe *Actually only uses bad pick up line at the beginning. Takes Alvinette to See Sherlock Holmes. After the movie we go to applebees and talk about the movie, other movies like it, and personal taste. Only uses three perverted jokes. Uses subtle compliments about Alvinette's charm and good looks.Takes Alvinette back home and thanks her for a fun night. And Chibi thought she was being so cruel! blaugh Yes, Chibi, the "deer head in your bed" was a Godfather reference (I've never seen or read The Godfather--though, oddly enough, it's secretly on my "bucket list"--but everybody knows about the horse head scene!), but it was also me making fun of your taxidermy phobia. twisted I grew up with taxidermy on the living room wall, so it's no big deal to me. But it's funny to see you squirm when you come over to my house... Hmmm...something violent to do...I'm kind of strapped for ideas today, so I think I'll just lock Chibi, Scythe, Sammy, and Diablos in a big bathroom with the Great and Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day! blaugh Dons a full HAZMAT suit. Pours Bleach on it, then flushes it down a conveniently placed toilet. Moriko_Wolf_Youkai resonantscythe SeraphimDiablos -Builds a dungeon and a torture chamber and sends level 10 horned reapers after Chibi.- Just two letters out of place would have made that post so much worse. I don't believe it. A fellow pervert! (I hold back on this site, trust me) Always good meeting a kindred spirit. Wait, a perverted female? Hawt! dramallama lilchibiusa Moriko_Wolf_Youkai resonantscythe SeraphimDiablos -Builds a dungeon and a torture chamber and sends level 10 horned reapers after Chibi.- Just two letters out of place would have made that post so much worse. I don't believe it. A fellow pervert! (I hold back on this site, trust me) What two letters? I guess I must not have my mind in the gutter, because I'm not getting that joke at all. But do I really want to get it? sweatdrop @Alvinette - You had fun on your date with Scythe? eek I guess I was wrong about him! blaugh *lights a firecracker right next to Diablos's head*[/q I know how I act here, but I actually treat women respectfully (when I'm not messing with their heads, lol). I would only ever be on my best behavior on a first date.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:52 pm
*strips Scythe down to his underwear, hand-cuffs him to a flagpole, and makes him stay out there the whole day (and the high is below freezing)*
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:01 pm
lilchibiusa *strips Scythe down to his underwear, hand-cuffs him to a flagpole, and makes him stay out there the whole day (and the high is below freezing)* I HATE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *strips chibi down to her skivvies, ties her in chains, locks them and throws away the key, Puts her into a barrel filled with ice and water, then leaves her in the middle of a snowstorm* I really hate cold.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:03 pm
We've had ridiculously cold weather here. There have been days when it hasn't even gotten above freezing. xp Just for the record, this is highly unusual for Alabama.
*puts Vaseline on Alvinette's toilet seat so she slips off when she sits down*
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:56 am
*puts "GORILLA GLUE" on Chibi's toilet seat so she's STUCK when she sits down*
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:05 pm
-Puts laxatives in Alvinette's coffee and makes a really fat guy hog the bathroom.-
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:27 pm
*spams Alvinette's computer with porn*
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:35 pm
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SeraphimDiablos rolled 20 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 7, 3, 7, 3, 6, 6, 2, 4, 5, 3, 8, 2, 3, 2, 1, 4, 2, 6
Total: 82 (20-160)
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:50 pm
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOOOVE. YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I! A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M - THINKING OF! YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM, ANY OTHER GUY! I, JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING! GONNA MAKE YOU, UNDERSTAND! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND, DESERT YOU! NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE! NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YOU! WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER, FOR SO LONG! YOUR HEART'S BEEN ACHING BUT, YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT! INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN, GOIN' ON! YOU KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE, GONNA PLAY IT! ANNNNNND IF YOU ASK ME HOW I'M FEEELIIIIIN' DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO, BLIND TO SEE! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND, DESERT YOU! NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YOU! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND, DESERT YOU! NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE! NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YOU!
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