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 Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:00 pm
Fortunately Bush misaimed another nuke and it's headed for the gremlins.
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:05 pm
Unfortunately our information was wrong and the gremlins are hiding out in another cave.
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:02 am
fortunately, the cave we aimed for and the cave the gremlins are in are right next to each other, and the nuke blows both of them up.
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:15 pm
The Leo is about to speak! Unfortunately, as we know from nearly all horror movies, something survives the blast. The Leo has spoken!
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:31 pm
fortunately, the only thing to survive was a cute little blue flower.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:07 am
Unfortunately that blue flower is a man eating plant and trys to eat us.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:25 am
fortunately, it's really a weed and with a little bit of weed killer, it dies
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:11 am
Unfortunately it's had time to make more little blue weed spores that spread around the globe and start eating people
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:42 pm
Fortunately they're only about 3 inches tall.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:04 am
War is a game Unfortunately, they are destroying the ecosystem by eating what small animals they can catch. They are also destroying much happiness around the world by eating every kitten and puppy that chances by. Played with a smile
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:42 pm
Fortunately an Eco friendly spray is created to smoosh them from existence and save the ecosystem, the happiness of the world and the puppies and kittens.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:45 pm
Unfortunately, the happiness of the world is interrupted by evil cat domination.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:47 pm
Fortunately they're hairless cats and the hilarity of them is enough to salvage some of the happiness to not leave the world totally bereft.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:41 am
Unfortunately, their saliva is a deadly acid and the cats are now going around and biting everyone!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:59 am
Fortunately none of the cats have any teeth and the acid can't eat through clothing, so this just adds to the hilarity of the situation.
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