Honey, having sex with you is a nightmare.

[Tendara]

comfortably_dumb

Teh Matthew

[Harakiri]

Dx fkjad;kfajd YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO ******** LUCKY, TUX. scream

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

Agreed. XD

Agreed squared.

Wow. That's a lot of agrees.  

[comfylove]

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

Oh! 8D

..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate.

lol, well I woudn't know. I don't have much info on this topic... OH!

If I do decide to get her one, you should help me pick one out 3nodding

Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333

I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.

Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D

You'd be happy to have her, I'm sure. Jess is HOT.

Greatest. legs. evar. I've never even seen a model that had beter legs in my eyes.

Oooh, legs are sexy. ESPECIALLY CALVES. Oh gosh I love calves on a woman. D: <3333 Well, I love calves on a man because I love everything about men. >___>;;;  

[Vindico]

comfortably_dumb

Teh Matthew

comfortably_dumb

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333

I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.

Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D

I've never had a threesome actually. But, I'd like to.

Neither have I, but I've messed around with girls before.
That's why I am sure that they are better at sex then men are when it comes to pleasuring a woman.

@Tux: IS THAT A YES OR A NO?!

Thats a no xD  

[darlingtonia californica]

Teh Matthew

comfortably_dumb

Teh Matthew

[Harakiri]

Dx fkjad;kfajd YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO ******** LUCKY, TUX. scream

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

Agreed. XD

Agreed squared.

Wow. That's a lot of agrees.

Septuple agreed. -Puts on mustache so as to disguise that she is Kiri agreeing with Kiri.-

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

 

[Tendara]

comfortably_dumb

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333

I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.

Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D

You'd be happy to have her, I'm sure. Jess is HOT.

Greatest. legs. evar. I've never even seen a model that had beter legs in my eyes.

Oooh, legs are sexy. ESPECIALLY CALVES. Oh gosh I love calves on a woman. D: <3333 Well, I love calves on a man because I love everything about men. >___>;;;

I just have really big thighs. >>  

[Tendara]

[Harakiri]

Teh Matthew

comfortably_dumb

Teh Matthew

[Harakiri]

Dx fkjad;kfajd YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO ******** LUCKY, TUX. scream

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

Agreed. XD

Agreed squared.

Wow. That's a lot of agrees.

Septuple agreed. -Puts on mustache so as to disguise that she is Kiri agreeing with Kiri.-

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

Wow! I'll put on a mustache too! D< Agreed raised to the infinity!  

[darlingtonia californica]

I like thighs as much as calves. But I really like thigh high socks and stuff, so thighs have to be really nice.

Like so:

xD;; I felt like drawing a sexy curvy lady. xP

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

 

[comfylove]

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

Teh Matthew

comfortably_dumb

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333

I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.

Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D

I've never had a threesome actually. But, I'd like to.

Neither have I, but I've messed around with girls before.
That's why I am sure that they are better at sex then men are when it comes to pleasuring a woman.

@Tux: IS THAT A YES OR A NO?!

Thats a no xD

gonk
And Fred, of course. >__>;;


@Mattie: Pssh. I love curves on women. Any and all curves. talk2hand  

[Tendara]

[Harakiri]

I like thighs as much as calves. But I really like thigh high socks and stuff, so thighs have to be really nice.

Like so:

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

Ooh. xD How I wished I looked like that.

Nice hair. That's what I have. And pretty eyes. And.. hips. Other than that.. I'm not that sexy.

@Comfy- D'aww. You can love my curves, anytime.  

[Vindico]

Teh Matthew

Tuxedo Avenger

Teh Matthew

Tuxedo Avenger

Teh Matthew

Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc.
xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got.

the Suites should band together and conspire to get you one. I'd pitch in.

Is there a post office around? you gould get a P.O. Box. Or perhaps a friend that woudn't mind being a gateway for such an item.

I could mail it with no return address in a big brown box with "not porn" stamped on it.

xD That would be so sweet. Heh.

Well, I could get it mailed to my dad's. He wouldn't care so much. I'd just tell him I got free tampons or something.. (I get them in the mail all the time. Tampon mailing list.. ftw?)

xD WELL IT ISN'T PORN!

Sure, I just got my check so I'd be willing to spend some $ on that.

One big problem is trust though DX

To mail it too you I'd need you address, and thats kind of a big leap in trust here. I say we hold off until a later point. Unless there's a way to do this without me having you address? Anyone?

I don't care if people know my address.

7389 Golden Meadows Rd
Greenwood, LA 71033

Seriously. No one could find my house. It's in the middle of nowhere, off a sidestreet off a country road. Maquest and googlemaps have my house in the wrong spot. And I trust everyone in here.

Ok, this is where Comfy comes in.

Comfy: find Tux a vibrator to send to Mathew. Please, don't make the bill to big though. Tux is saving for college. Under 25$ would be good 3nodding

To give you some idea, I make 200$ a week. Thats about 11k a year. *is poor*  

[Tendara]

Tuxedo Avenger

Teh Matthew

Tuxedo Avenger

Teh Matthew

Tuxedo Avenger

Teh Matthew

Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc.
xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got.

the Suites should band together and conspire to get you one. I'd pitch in.

Is there a post office around? you gould get a P.O. Box. Or perhaps a friend that woudn't mind being a gateway for such an item.

I could mail it with no return address in a big brown box with "not porn" stamped on it.

xD That would be so sweet. Heh.

Well, I could get it mailed to my dad's. He wouldn't care so much. I'd just tell him I got free tampons or something.. (I get them in the mail all the time. Tampon mailing list.. ftw?)

xD WELL IT ISN'T PORN!

Sure, I just got my check so I'd be willing to spend some $ on that.

One big problem is trust though DX

To mail it too you I'd need you address, and thats kind of a big leap in trust here. I say we hold off until a later point. Unless there's a way to do this without me having you address? Anyone?

I don't care if people know my address.

7389 Golden Meadows Rd
Greenwood, LA 71033

Seriously. No one could find my house. It's in the middle of nowhere, off a sidestreet off a country road. Maquest and googlemaps have my house in the wrong spot. And I trust everyone in here.

Ok, this is where Comfy comes in.

Comfy: find Tux a vibrator to send to Mathew. Please, don't make the bill to big though. Tux is saving for college. Under 25$ would be good 3nodding

To give you some idea, I make 200$ a week. Thats about 11k a year. *is poor*

I can send you the money for it. It would just be bills. But, in a security envelope in some paper or something. I don't want to spend all your money.  

[Vindico]

Teh Matthew

Tuxedo Avenger

Teh Matthew

comfortably_dumb

Tuxedo Avenger

comfortably_dumb

Oh, I'll totally help! 8D I have a huge variety, so if you can tell me what she likes, I can give you a perfect match for her. :] <333

'Cause they make them for everything.

But, if you just go ahead and get one. Get it from Doc Johnson. They have the best sex stuff, and it's not only vibrators. They have pumps and lingerie and just everything under the sun.

They have stuff for guys, too. <3333

I"m at the website right now.

My girlfriend (who I will now be referring to as "Jessica") wants a cool corset/bustier/negligee, and I think thats a good idea XD

So I'm going to look into it.

Dude. Corsets are so much fun. Sometimes when I am really in the mood, I even use them when I am by myself. It just makes me feel sexy. :B

@Mattie: Heck yes. The more the merrier. 8D

I've never had a threesome actually. But, I'd like to.

I would say that I have. But that would be a lie. I've ALMOST had one... in truth, I'm fairly glad I didn't. People already think of me as kind of a man whore, I'd rather not have that stuck out there.

Eh. Man whores are hot. And experienced. Which is sexy.

I wasn't aware that it was sexy, but it IS bloody useful XD

I'm having trouble keeping up with this thread DX my connection is too slow XD  

[comfylove]

Tuxedo Avenger

Teh Matthew

Tuxedo Avenger

Teh Matthew

Tuxedo Avenger

Teh Matthew

Well, only my dad's. Which would be WAY awkward.. since I have to tell him what's its for.. how much.. etc.
xD Again. I dunno how. I can't just get a package and then hide it. Because I'm normally happy to get a package.. so I parade around whatever I got.

the Suites should band together and conspire to get you one. I'd pitch in.

Is there a post office around? you gould get a P.O. Box. Or perhaps a friend that woudn't mind being a gateway for such an item.

I could mail it with no return address in a big brown box with "not porn" stamped on it.

xD That would be so sweet. Heh.

Well, I could get it mailed to my dad's. He wouldn't care so much. I'd just tell him I got free tampons or something.. (I get them in the mail all the time. Tampon mailing list.. ftw?)

xD WELL IT ISN'T PORN!

Sure, I just got my check so I'd be willing to spend some $ on that.

One big problem is trust though DX

To mail it too you I'd need you address, and thats kind of a big leap in trust here. I say we hold off until a later point. Unless there's a way to do this without me having you address? Anyone?

I don't care if people know my address.

7389 Golden Meadows Rd
Greenwood, LA 71033

Seriously. No one could find my house. It's in the middle of nowhere, off a sidestreet off a country road. Maquest and googlemaps have my house in the wrong spot. And I trust everyone in here.

Ok, this is where Comfy comes in.

Comfy: find Tux a vibrator to send to Mathew. Please, don't make the bill to big though. Tux is saving for college. Under 25$ would be good 3nodding

To give you some idea, I make 200$ a week. Thats about 11k a year. *is poor*

That is cheap for a vibrator, but give me a bit. I'll totally find some. :B  

[Vindico]

Teh Matthew

comfortably_dumb

Teh Matthew

[Harakiri]

Dx fkjad;kfajd YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO ******** LUCKY, TUX. scream

_______________________
`i;`l;`y;

Agreed. XD

Agreed squared.

Why, thank you. I'll tell her you said that. XD

 

[comfylove]

@Mattie: PM me what you're into.
Like, what it looks like..
Realistic or not..
What it does..
Just a generally good one that's basic and for beginners...
PM ME. D:<

Including sizing, plz.